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HI HI and more HI

2008-07-22T12:14:00.008+08:00

wipe wipe wipe!!! looks like gt alot of dust in my blog liao...it had been over a 1yr liao luckliy itz still wrkin...wahahahhahaha..tis blog iz 4 u dear.....

e reason i stop blogging iz wad i had been asking myself: m i able to remember wad i had done, i felt tt my memory had been fading away although i keep claiming tt everytink iz all try 2 act 'BRAVE'. M i dieing soon...wahahahahhahahaha...I NOE MY DEAR IZ GNG 2 SLAP MY MOUTH WHEN I EVERYTIME SAE THIS...I PROMISE U I WILL WALK WIF U DWN E RED CARPET WHER EVERY1 IZ CLAPPING AND GIFING US ALL E BLESSING LIKE WAD I TOLD U B4.

4get 2 intro u all my 1 yr and 11day sweet-heart by e name of KELLY LIM HUI CHOO.

*she iz e 1 bully mi

*she iz e 1 bite mi blue-black here n there

*she iz e 1 hu clean our plate after eating

*she iz e 1 hu wans a hug hug every nite we slpe

*she iz e 1 hu wans 2 be a tai tai

*she iz e 1 hu everytime snatch my majong seat

*she iz e 1 hu iron my shirt n pants

*she iz e 1 hu tidy up my room

*she iz e 1 hu sae "gd nite dar dar" 2 mi at nite

*she iz e 1 hu pack my luggage bag

*she iz e 1 hu everytime make mi angry and i punch on her

*she iz e 1 hu sit beside mi and watch e movie i wana watch wif no complaint

*she iz e 1 hu keep tokin tokin n tokin non-stop

*she iz e 1 hu bathe super late n nite n gif mi alot of excuse

*she iz e 1 hu buy couple tees 4 us

*she iz e 1 hu wan mi 2 call her sweetheart on 21/7/2008

*she iz e 1 hu clean my room fan

*she iz e 1 hu will buy 4 mi present which i needed e most

*she iz e 1 hu rmb my time table of wrk

*she iz e 1 hu kiss mi gd bye when i m gng 2 wrk

*she iz e 1 hu i ned 2 pick her up at tahan merah mrt station

*she iz e 1 hu teach mi nt 2 scared of height

*she iz e 1 hu keep asking mi can i BITE u "soft or hard" u choose

*SHE IZ E ONLI 1 WILLING 2 GO WIF MI 2 LOUSY CINEMA WATCH $5 MOVIE WIF NO COMPLAINT, EAT HOME-COOKED FOOD INSTEAD OF OUTSIDE HAWKER CENTRE,WILLING 2 STAY HM WIF MI WHEN I M BROKE WIF $4 IN MY BANK,COOK FOOD ON OUR ANNIVERSARY,NOT PROUD,ENUFF MEANS ENUFF 4 HER.

i realy duno hw many galz will do that but ttz iz e click i wan frm e start...she gif mi a innocent feeling at 1st but within mth she turn FURY...ttz wad i wan maybe she keep on saeing i m FAN JIAN person lah. M I?????????????? wahhahahahahaha.....

I M IN LUV WITH YOU LIM HUI CHOO

I may be a juz a policeman hu iz getting paid every mth on e 12th. I wun be a rich man hu drive ferrari and i wun be a poor guy hu comes home n ask u 2 eat canned food. Tatz wad i promise u.

i willl strive hard 4 my goal 2 achieve my goal. Every1 iz gng by e straight way but i definately will walk out my own way.this iz e INVESTMENT u r making rite nw.Wif my mouth still stickin on my head WE WUN STARVE!!!!!!!!

although we seldom quarrel but everytime we start will be nv ending story.Every1 noes tt i m a person hu dun anihw sae sori unless i m realy in e wrg.I m nt a BA TAO person ok,juz tt i follow wher my thinkin brings mi. I had my own kind of theroy living standard surviving. BUT AT LAST I EVERYTIME GIF U WIN RITE?????? so u should luv mi more...wahahahahahhaa.....

i juz went wif her 2 KL last week to celebrate our anni, even though itz malayasia but i still find it quite ok lah:

GRADING TIME 1-10

*Roads in KL- 3

*shopping- 5

*taxi - 7 (coz we met a gd driver picking us up everydae)

*genting casino- 10 (coz i win money)

*food- 6

*hotel-7 (find a gd 1 b4 gng)

*sunway lagoon- 7 (nt much 2 play)

i dun realy v enjoy e KL trip coz in e 1st place we wanted 2 celebrate our anniversary outside singapore but due 2 budget purposes we ned 2 change frm macau 2 KL...but most of all my every trip gt my dear accompanying mi can liao...whahahahahahhahaha.....

*THIS IZ THE LOVE LETTER U WANTED THE MOST

kelly dear it had been a year plus since we both had been together, from the day i hold your hands on the train and asked you to be my girl till today. I cant forget the way you smile at me, cry infront of me,laughing like nobody business.This is the kelly i always wanted from the day i know what is love. You always be there for me no matter i am up or down that is when i think i am realy fortunate that god send you to me. I know that you dont like me changing you asking you to tidy my room,wash the plates but this iz every little things we are going to face when we grow up. There will be no one taking care of me EXCEPT you.So such huge responsiblitity will be on your shoulder,sometimes i admit i am DA NAN REN but realy XIN KU NI LE.

I am sorry i cant let you enjoy like wad other girfriend does, eating in a resturant,going out everytime with me,wearing expensive clothes,going on long hoilday. Maybe because of me now you cant a beter or richer guy but i make sure you wun regret the decision you made on 11/7/2007 at 6.45 pm when you nodded you head,10yrs later down the road i will change everytink let you play your majong with your jing min and hui xin.

Dear I may be v BA TAO sometimes and nv think whether you want it anot i will try to change. WE NEED TWO HANDS TO CLAP... Dont give up on me cause i wont give up on you until you walk away...

*To My Dear Dear Sweetheart

*Muackz

My Day At Home

2007-10-31T14:48:00.000+08:00

my whole dae at hm was accompanying my Dear KELLY LIM HUI CHOO aka BITER....i duno hw she could withstand long hrs of nt slepin n eating potato chip sitting beside mi complaining of my cup was dirty n buai tahan her stupid laughter.....

most of all she still wana threaten mi wif words n fists n teeth..i duno hw i manage 2 get 2 noe her but being wif her realy brought mi 2 a place wif nv endin story n happiness....until nw i still ned 2 endure wif her nonsensen n threatening words she was nt like tis frm e start...i nw noe tt dun judge a book by itz cover or e endin will be terrible...whahahahahaha.....

FRM E 1ST MONTH

*Cute

*lovely

*women-like

*cheerful

*beauty seen frm e inside

NXT 4Mth

*DEVIL

*CARNIVOUR

*VICIOUS

*EMO EXPERT

4get abt all e bad point coz i dun wan ppl sae-ing mi POT CALLIN E KETTLE BLACK..... being wif her brings mi back alot of memories...e care n concern which i nv use 2 receive....i tink i had chosen e rite chocolate 4 my mouth [melt in my mouth nt in my hand]....

*cheerz n stay cute

E 1 n ONLI 1

2007-10-06T11:56:00.000+08:00

i oways believe tt if i able 2 gif in 85% 2 sum1 i luv which will be enuff but 2 her i m able 2 gif in ALL wad i gt...i tink tt she iz wad i haf gt nw..losing her i duno hw high a deep pit i will be falling...
everytime look at her smile listen 2 her laughter my stress n worries will vanish...i oso duno y she so ps when i look at her even though we had been 2geter 4 so long...[maybe ttz e reason of AI MAI AI MAI tt makes mi click on 2 her]

i feel tt i m a change man..i nv meet other PERSONNAL when i dun haf enuff slep expect 4 her onli i willing 2 gif in 2 her...maybe ttz e SACRIFICE i m willing 2 630...she iz juz e 1 n onli 1 kelly living in her own style wher i was shock by her electric...wahahahhahahaha

2dae mornin was e most stupid tink i eva did...
1] 0515 finish meeting den 2 go dwn tk transport was pull back by LEO sae wana tk pay
2] 0600 singing in a rm wif 2 drunken master wif 1 btl of red wine
3] 0630 listen 2 e meetin 1 MORE TIME (4 e last shift)
4] 0745 went 2 makan breakfast
5] 0800 bought 1 fried meet wif 1 egg 1 meat 1 hotdog ($2.30) super cheap
6]0900 left 2 uob tk money
7] 0903 noe i nv bring my ic wasted my 1 morning waiting 4 e bank 2 open
8] 0910 tk train go hm
9]0955 reach my hse den go bedok interchange uob bank tk money
10] 1025 tk uob bank money den go posb ther bank in
11]1030 waited 20mins JUZ 2 BANK IN MONEY AT E MACHINE
12] 1035 go nxt shop ther buy 4d 4 2dae...waited 10mins 4 my turn
13]1055 go market ther da bao KUEW CHAP 4 my parents
14] 1120 finally reach hm
15]1245 I M GOIN 2 WRK AGAIN
CONCULSION ++++++++ I NV SLEEP

i duno hw m i goin 2 tahan in e nxt 8hrs i hope e BLUE WHALE iz wif mi my back iz aching frm ytd nite till nw......

*cheerz 2 kelly's blue whale[dolphine]

HOHOOHOOHOHOHOO

2007-09-04T05:37:00.000+08:00

2dae was a dae of happiness, of joy, of laughter....i felt so relieve after wad we had done 2 jasper [a full time KPKB bar]...he was realy a F*ker frm e 1st dae i started goin back 2 cine 8floor n start my wrk after paradiz had closed dwn...he realy nv gif ppl ani face...u tot u boss izit knn ordering ppl oround...

knn u eat 2 full no shit cum out izit plz i nt ur ka kia...
WAD HAF I DONE
1]bleaching all e 3hundred n 42 cups at 1 shot
2]bleaching 1hundred n 15 coffee cup at 1 shot
3]bleaching 45 plastic jug at 1 shot
4]left him wif zero lemon [lemon iz v impt 2 a bar no lemon beter dun cum wrk]

it used mi n si hao 3hrs bleaching all e cups n jug placing them 27 big containers using 8bleaching btl 72litres of water....[tis amount of water can last mi 1mth]
even though i mybrain tel mi dun do it but my heart keeps mi gng....wahhahahaha...i nv felt so shuang b4...maybe i m abit losing my mind on doin tis but u realy gif us no choice liao ur bloody mouth cant keep it shut...itz wasn't my idea of doin tis but i approve on it....plz go n see ur rank b4 tokin 2 mi...knn F*kin gay...

i nv noe tt u had so many enemy inside here so many ppl so helpful willing 2 stay back n help mi wif it i duno hw u be feelin I DUNO HW WHITE UR HAND WILL BE AFTER TOUCHING ALL E BLEACH..but i definitly will haf a gd slep ltr on...whahahahahahahhaha...i conifrm will place e 1min12sec video on you-tube 1...thankz alot..i like u so much.....wahhahahahahahha...I M ON SLEEPY MODE

*cheerz SMILE 2 MI JASPER WHEN I SEE U

TIRED

2007-09-02T18:33:00.000+08:00

I had juz wif my 3dae 2 nite chalet realy super tired lah i oso duno it was 4 3daes oso i tot paying 78bucks will get 2dae 1nite onli...whahahahahha...but it turn out 2 be so great sumhw...

i like e 1st dae lah coz i get 2 go swimming i gt super long time nv go liao since secondary sch n my kelly juz wearing a seducing BIKINI dipping in e water doing HER SUN-TANNING ttz wd she sae lah..i oso dun undertand y she wanted 2 turn dark oso galz wif white skin realy turns mi on n wif their long hair i realy cannot tahan when i m wif such galz...whahahhahahahaa...I WILL TEACH MY KELLY HW 2 SWIM SUM OTHER DAES IN E 1.8m OF HEIGHT....i tink tt in e 3deas of my chalet onli slept 4 nt more den 12hrs bah becoz my job over ther was keep on drinkin n drinkin n drinkin wahahahahahaaha...gt super long time nv been like tis liao i tink ttz when my worries were 2 be suck out n 4get them....

does SCORPIO do emo-ing???????? YES......they onli does tt when they saw n meet wif e correct person....i oso duno y i tend 2 flush out so many tinks frm my mouth but i realy feel so much comfortable after tt...i nv felt tt i was a lo so person frm e start when i was born .....

within tis 3daes i felt tt i ned 2 understand wad kelly iz tinking in her mind...

i m a person

Very energetic. Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive. Hardworking.Great kisser. Can become obsessive or secretive. Holds grudges.Attractive. Determined. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative.Romantic. Can be self-centered at times. Passionate and Emotional

[wad bolds r nt in mi]

n she iz

Optimisticand honest. Sweet personality. Very independent. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and loyal. Can seem unemotional. Can be a bit rebellious. Very stubborn, but original and unique. Attractive on the inside and out. Eccentric personality.

[she has all in ther]

kelly iz a person hu realy understand mi frm e start frm e 1st dae i tok 2 her..even though she everytime sae tt i m juz a LIMITED COMPANY but nt all ppl like 2 invest and tk a look n see wad my company was selling...ttz my mrs potato

scorpio n aquarius r nt meant 2 be couples ttz wad i read frm a bk..but when tis stituation happens on u when u realy love e person so much i tink u will change ur mind set...i guess i had change myself within e 2yrs of my ns n until nw den noe wad tinks i should be needing n wad tinks r nt 2 be hold on...wad i had choosen i will haf no regret-ion....

*cheerz 2 my mrs potato

WASTES MONEY DAE

2007-08-08T05:21:00.000+08:00

1] 2dae when 2 plaza sing ther watch ALONE e thai ghost show wa super speechless i duno gt hw many ppl tel hw nice it was but it was nt worth it....e ghost onli came out nt more den 10 times n each time nt more den 7sec n each sec gt no action no tokin juz sit ther SPOOK here n ther wif e spund effect....super boring lah u watch half way u will noe hw e story will be at last....

2]wasted money on e nacho combo $7 actually iz $6.50 but e counter guy iz a SUPER CUTE guy lah tok 2 mi like tok 2 a fly like tt ask qn so soft tt u will sae HUH!!!!! i duno sae hw many time huh liao so i sae YES YES everytime he ask mi a qn den lastly he ask wana add more cheese so i cant hear wad he sae so E CHEESE IZ ADDED N E MONEY IZ ADDED OSO.....

PLZ GOLDEN V PLZ CHANGE A LOUDER STAFF

3]after movie i went 2 buy SUMTINK 4 miss potato i walk duno hw many round inside PS den can find e stuff...i duno hw she will really tink abt it but i realy hope she will like it....

4] becoz of goin da bao 4 them chicken rice at nite i drop 15bucks duno go wher....plz hu pick them up better let their hands rot...wahahhahahahahahahha...jkin.....

* i dun believe in fairy tales happily eva after..i onli believe wad i can realy gif out 2 u inorder make u feel happy no worries no sadness.......this iz wad i promise u.....

*cheerz 2 CINELESIURE i WILL be BACK

my crunchy bar

2007-07-18T05:20:00.000+08:00

i tot my blog had gone gone-case so nv blog 4 so many weeks...everydae wrkin oso no time 2 blog oso I M A NITE_LIFE-er...whahahahahha...it feels so great everydae sleepin until 5pm n e wrk super slack sit inside e bar oso can doze off...
as a bartender of k box paradize i pronouse"all my fren lookin inside my blog will get unlimited drinks" whahahahahahahhahahahahahhaa....ITZ REAL.....PRINT TIS PAGE AS A VOUCHER

itz feels really great 2 haf sum1 hw noes mi so well even though we juz gettin tinks started...she really makes my dae...i oso duno y i was so attracted 2 her she keeps cuming in2 my mind...she has a character n WISDOM which totally i cant resist....i believe in MAGNATIC THEROY each of us came in different type of POLES if u gt e same frequency notink can stops u frm attracting 2 each other...

happily eva after dun oways came tru..but i m gng 2 do wad i could do 2 make it happen....choices had been made by myself n i wun regret it compare 2 last time...grap every chances u had in order 2 make it happen...

itz juz a beginning of a story i m writing i duno when will i put dwn my pen but i hope it wun eva happen,no matter hw much obstacle layin in fornt of us i will make sure to clear them 1 by 1...i wun LIQUID or RUB of ani part of our story it will be a story which will nv ends...

*cheerz 2 MRS POTATO
*DUN BLAME E GRAVITY 4 LETTING U FELL IN LUV....BY HENDRICK ANDERSON

hmmm

2007-06-04T20:13:00.000+08:00

tis was a super busy 4 mi continue wif my Faggin studies on my steerman licence...I HATE STUDYIN...so thick e faggin bks duno iz e bk read my face or i m readin it.....itz been such a lot time since i touched an exercise bk which iz F*kin thick i tink gt 128pages in it wif all e RULES in it....everydae study until late nites even when in my dreams i oso tink of all e rules i tink i gettin crazy v soon...

ytd i met up wif shirely...in her msn she wrote tt she was goin 2 JUMP frm her blk...WTF wif galz tis few weeks???juz becoz broke up wif their bf den wana jump...plz kindly tink of e ppl goin 2 pick up ur body n e ppl goin 2 ur SONG KA...u tink ur life iz worthless izit..ur parents bring u up until so big liao den u wana end up juz like tt..u gt egg instead of brain in ur head izit....

WADZ URS WILL BE URS NO MATTER HW U WANA GET HOLD ITZ STILL WASN'NT
URS....so wadz e point juz let go lah....lucky i brought tissue 4 her i oso duno hw long she was cryin but e tissues were all used up....when u tink tt both of u were nt compitiable juz let go ur hand lah y still ned e dragg so long until u r broken dwn....wadz e F*kin point sia.....

tis was e 3rd time i watch a gal cryin infront of mi i feel so speechless in front of her all i does in e 3hrs was listenin 2 her story until 4am in e morning i tink ttz was e onli tink i could do 4 her....

*STUDY NV ENDING STORY

*cheerz

NT ALL GUYS R E SAME PLZ WE R NT BORN BY SAME PARENTS

TIRING n FULL

2007-06-04T00:41:00.001+08:00

tis whole week iz watching movie n eatin nacho...i watched 4movies wif in 7daes...whahahahahahahhaha realy special 2 break my own record...1 RA at beach road [i m nt a sex physco][3ppl], pirates at suntec [5ppl], shrek3 [2ppl], NEXT[2ppl]...n i still haven digest e MORAL OF E STORY yet i ned 2 EAT another....whahahahahhahaha...buai tahan....i tink i ned 2 haf quite a rest 4 tis whole mth.....

RATING 4 E MOVIES

*THAILAND RA rated 1 out of 5 coz duno wad it realy tokin oso...itz realy nt an RA PLZ

*PIRATES rated3 1/2 out of 5 2 draggy visual ok onli drop my eye realy expected much frm it

*shrek3 rated 2 1/2 coz i expected will be okok onli

*NEXT rated 3 visual effect ok story ok everytink juz ok onli

i tink i go watch movie was 50% for e show 40% for e sit comfortablity n 10% for e nacho's...

after makan so 3 of e cinema nachos i still tink suntec 1 taste nicer...ITZ REALY NACHO"S wahhahahaha....

MY DAE

2007-05-27T22:11:00.000+08:00

realy a freakin tiring dae...2dae was my duty ship should haf 3 ppl wrkin in e dae but finally turn out onli 2 coz e CICKO fall sick ytd nite...dwn wif e super super ultimate heavy flu...so he canot make it n took 3 daes mc...nvm lah coz he send mi back frm east coast tt time oready sneezing like no body business liao....my macdonald tissue i tk 25frm e counter he oso use it all up...left mi wif notink 2 wipe my mouth after i makan finish my burger...chicken head...

so 2dae 2 person doin e duty each person 6 hrs...i tot would be a relexin dae coz 2dae sundae mah family dae all e big shot 1 all BALEK KAMPONG...but realy realy realy nv relise tt my ship came back frm yard..itz in super bad condition..so we ned 2 start wif all e painting lah...paintin iz ok but wif e F*kin sun above my head was e spoiler lah....in my 6 hrs duty i duno i was paintin e deck or paintin my hand..all e paint fall on 2 my hand den i gt BLACK HANDED nt red handed....whahahahhaahhahahha...super stupid....

u gt try b4 sweat nv dry anot in 6hrs....my sweat becum water droplet on my hand sia...i tink e rain drop oso nt big den mi sia.....last 1hr time realy dun fly fast...i keep lookin at my watch but e time still stuck at 2.55 den realise tt my watch spoil...2dae dun iz stupid or suay lah...suay until e pig can climb e tree oready....

4 e past few daes i realy cant get a gd slep at nite beocz of e faggin heat...trun here n ther oso cant slep..even if slep 4 awhile oso gt woken...i tink i ned 2 install an air-con v soon no matter hw expensive it will be.....F*kin hot sia i duno hw human will realy able 2 slep wif such a heat....

i realy hope tt e rain will keep fallin every nite......pray hard..........

*cheerz 2 e ALL MY SWEAT

UPDATE!!!!!!

2007-05-16T21:26:00.000+08:00

last 2 daes mi n my ex K-BOX frenz met up at yuki yaki makan dinner...i tink itz been 2yrs since we actually last met each other...2yrs iz super long sia nw den i noe tt time realy fly faggin fast....every1 change more den wad i expected....i nv noe i had change SO BLACK....REALY THANKZ 4 ALL UR COMPLIMENTS......although nt all of them attended DUE 2 SUM PERSONAL ACTIVITIES but still quite fun lah in e end at least all e main character came....

but realy e venue we ate wasn't tt gd oso...YUKI YAKI will be e last place i will be eatin in my life...whahahahahahhahahaha...e food ther was LESS den expected but i muz gif their sushi 1thumbs up onli....duno y oso i tink tt dae i gt e FEEL of makan sushi bah...whahahahahhahaha...back 2 e food.....e chicken onli gt 3diff type onli...super stingy sia i go marina south oso gt alot of type mah...haiz....so e whole nite i was eatin fishball n e sushi...but becoz their fishball was superb inside e chicken soup it realy taste super gd oso...their fish ball gt 6diff type....realy v interesting lah makan fish ball but i dun recommand makan at yuki yaki if juz eat fish ball whole dae...whahahahahahhahahaha......

but frm wad i noe every good tinks in e front will left wif bad tinks at e back....realy thankz alot 2 e person hu PENG e chicken onli half cooked 1 huh n still keep sae-ing can eat 1 can eat 1...i tink u beter cum eat my shit lah e nxt dae i actually LAU SAI 5times in a dae...i tink tt dae which was yesterdae i could'nt even stand properly...LIMBEI<<<< was tis e e malay word...whahahhahaha...luckliy gt a SHEN QI medicine call POK KEE PILL i manage able 2 start walkin....whahahhaahhhaha...A DEEP RESPECT 2 CHINESE MEDICINE........

*THE GANG OF K-BOX

*RECEPT...SERVER...CASHIER

*THE ART OF FRIED ICE-CREAM

*BUI KIA N MI

*PIC"S R BEST MEMORIES

*CHEERZ 2 FISH BALLSSSSSSS

BIRTHDAE R NICE 4 KIDS

2007-04-27T00:22:00.000+08:00

ytd was my nephew birthdae...even though he was onli 4yr old but i tink he still understood wad was e celebration goin on.....tis was e v 1st time e ACTIVE kid had been quiet dwn...super duper shy sia...i tink he was blushing all e nite....

[every 1 born on earth 4 diff purpose...dun ever regret tt u were place here....u do play a part in tis food chain....]

i bought 4 him tis power ranger suit...coz he had been pestering mi dae n nite...lucky e size realy suit him...actually wana buy e red suit 1 but cum 2 tink of it look so AH GUA like tt so blue was realy catchy.....i oso like power ranger once when i a kid...nw den noe tt tis show realy lasted more den 8yrs liao...time realy do fly v fast...time 4 mi oso wasted alot...so diff 2 catch up.....

*POWER RANGER ON LOOSE

*PIN DWN BY DOCTOR EVIL

*CHEERZ 2 POWER RANGER

NEW BABY IN E HSE!!!!!!!!!

2007-03-29T19:37:00.007+08:00

wahahhahahahahahaha my 6th niece was born tis afternoon...i realy wonder y she does'nt open her eye dun no gt super glue kana her eye izit....whahahahahahahahhahahahahha.....but i tink her hair iz super style den mi..tis iz e 1st time i saw a baby gt so much hair n her hair looks like gt so style wif wax like tt cant press dwn 1....super funni baby gal......

a new life in e family realy bring much joy 2 us....baby topic here n ther...i tink tt female giving birh was e greatest job in e world..i heard hw much pain my sis suffered during her birth i oso feel pity 2 my brother-in-law after i saw so many stretches on his hand....whahahahahahahahahha [kana stretch by my sis] i tink he dun mind oso lah after he saw e new born.....

i tink tis was e 1st time in my life holding a new born in my arm...it feel so BREAKABLE anitime can slip tru my hand like tt....so moral iz dun ever KEI KIANG wana hold a baby if u dun haf experience..............

*E BABY GAL

*E BABY GAL AGAIN

*E BABY LEG

*CHEERZ 2 ALL MOTHER

SICKO

2007-03-29T19:37:00.006+08:00

Nwdaes e weather iz super FAGGING speechless...turnin hot n cold in a spilt second....i m F*kin sick of being SICKO so many time liao...i tink e poly clinic doctor oso look at my face until v sian liao....i m a super regular at ther oready sia...i will obtain a gold menber-ship nxt time i go.....dun waste hw much money liao...kana 4d oso nt so zhun.....

HW DO U NOE WHEN U WILL BE SICK

1st: ichy in ur nose

2nd: start 2 sneeze non stop

3rd: u will feel heaty in ur body

4th: throat iz super dry up

5th: ur body heat iz rising

6th: Here cums the fever

7th: wait 4 e nxt dae when poly clinic opens

WAD SHOULD BRING 2 A POLY CLINIC

1st:1 pack of tissue

2nd: ur ID card [if u faint can noe ur address]

3rd: a mask [dun pass on 2 other ppl]

4th:alot of cash [tk taxi hm beter den tk bus]

*DRINKIN WATER IN PROCESS

*START E URGE ON UR NOSE

*E METHOD OF CORRECT SNEEZING

*CHEERZ 2 my SINGAPORE POOL

ART WAS MY STRONG POINT

2007-03-29T19:37:00.005+08:00

2dae was a super special dae....after so many long freakin yr i lifted up a PAINTBRUSH.....wahhahahahahaha....i still tink tt my niece had made e rite choice findin mi in her art n craft.....wahhahahahaha...i was called E ART LITTLE PRINCE in my sch yr.......wahhahahahahahhahahaha...i confirm nt e buay paiseh type so dun wory.....whahahhahhahaha...so ended up wif makin a CATERPILLAR 4 her...wif my skills n her lousy painting job it sumhw ended up OK ONLI due 2 my standard....wahahahhahahahahaha .... now i den noe wad iz enjoyin e process BUT DEFINITLY NOT E FINAL WRK......

*PIKASO & PIKACHENG

*THE HELPER HU DUNO HW 2 USE SISSORS

*THE WRK OF ART

*TIMES[PAINTER OF THE MONTH]

*E 3 CATERPILLAR

*E BROKEN PIECE

*FEELING E HEAT

IN A SAD MODE

2007-03-29T19:37:00.004+08:00

Life iz short u nv noe when u goin 2 die...so guys plz cherish everytink u haf it nw...u cant replay e sweetest moment u having nw....time will nt wind back 4 u so plz plz plz do e tinks u wish u had done long ago.....

ytd nite abt 12plus receive msg our whole crew kana recall return back our base...when in base den heard tt our other crew ship had capsize in e sea....itz a super stunning matter sia...4 crew were on board

we change in2 our gear n began e search...i tink half of our coast guard were send out...they manage 2 retrive 2survivor another 2 were still on e search....

i onli left 4more hrs of slep b4 my nxt duty of search even though itz morning....so guys try 2 tk care of urself n DUN SMOKE CONTRABAND CRIGG PLZ....IF U DUN HAF MONEY DUN SMOKE....

*F*k E INDON

NEW SHIP ON DECK

2007-03-29T19:37:00.003+08:00

2ade we tested our new ship.............but cant tk ani photo of course lah.....wahahhaahhahahahahaha but 2 mi was a super funni dae..every1 n everytink seem so funni 2 mi....dun ask mi y coz i oso duno...whahahahahahahahahahha.....living in a world of WAHHAHAHAHAHAHA land u will ned 2 smile everydae in order 2 succeed in ur daily life.....

*LEARN E RULZ OF KISSING

*E CHEEKY SMILE

*MY NXT POSE ON SUPERSTAR

*NO COMMENT

2007-03-29T19:37:00.002+08:00

everydae was like a new dae 2 mi..itz seem like my endin will be long x1000000000 time den will end....

ytd i saw her wif her bf....i realy cant believe my eyes...i oso duno WTF i was tinkin...i wanted 2 go up n ask her y she iz doing tis tink 2 mi..itz been 2yrs since we last chat...i dun haf e courage 2 even send u an sms.....nw i noe i was in e wrg i noe i was tt stupid i noe i break tt promise i gave 2 u frm e start....iz a chance iz so difficult 2 get frm u......i wish i could gif up on my thoughts 4 u..i realy wish i could................ i wish i could gif a punch on his face...lookin at e smile u gave him it make mi tink back y i couldn't control myself in e past....i realy feel so useless infront of u....i onli wish tt he can gif u wad i couldn't gif u in e past....i nv gif up on anitink,gifing up on u was e greatest mistake tt i had made....even though hw uch i had change u still wun be back 4 mi...maybe ytd was a dream tt i wanted 2 make so long n will be e last 1....

i wun cry 4 u animore..i wun eat tt ice-cream we ate 2geter ani more n i will smile like i oways do infront of u.........................

*cheerz n DUN TK DRUGS

My 1ST TIME in bird park !!!!!!!!!

2007-03-29T19:37:00.001+08:00

It was a freakin tues last mth duno wad date liao coz ned 2 upload tis pic v LEH CHEY... i tink e ticket coz abt 20 plus 4 an adult n children price 12bucks like tt super CHOPPER sia...beter dun go i warn u.........

so b4 go in smell all e shit super stinko i tink my bro atomic bomb oso nt so smelly compare 2 e shit-ty smell....e best part if u bring ani children u can loan a toy cart i tink 10bucks ar...can put ur BRATS all inside....

*THE CHEMICAL REACTION OF E STINKO

so continue wif e walkin frm 1pm onwards..but e bird park e bird oso like die-ing v soon like tt all like no life 1 sia..they could juz stood at ther 4 15mins nt moving an inch....

*TIS FREAKIN BIRD NV MOVE

* I LIKE ITZ HAIRDO

so still continue walkin den den when 2 see e bird show..e host oso duno hu hired him 1 tel jokes oso tel e lame n super cold 1 dun ned air-con sia at his hm..so see e bird fly here fly ther like v SAT like tt i m super impress on e bird onli nt e human....

i tink e most saddest tink in bird park iz u cant find ani KFC or MAC oso duno y lah....so i onli able 2 makan e sandwich i made 4 myself which i call it chicken ham MIAN BAO....whahahahahahhahahahaha....

*E GREEN F*KER NEARLY BITE MY FINGER OFF!!!!!!!!

so reach hm abt 6plus den makan my fav chicken rice n continue wif my sleeping.............g

*CHEERZ 2 ALL E STINKO SHIT!!!!!!

TIRED x 1000

2007-03-29T19:37:00.000+08:00

E worst tink b4 sailing iz nv even slep e dae b4...i was in a knock-out position e whole 16hrs of resting...i oso duno hw i can withstand my stomach frm nt eatin oso...

2dae should be my grand-nephew 1st mth ...see carefully iz GRAND-NEPHEW....i was oso shock sia 21 yrs old can bcum GRAND UNCLE den 41yrs old i oso duno can add in hw many more grand liao....whahahahahahahhahaha....

so same routine as usual lah...prep out my staff...go bath in toilet....find a safety place 2 smoke....waiting 4 my bus 2 cum ...blah blah blah...........................................

i oso duno y 2dae no.10 frm harbour front came so late ned 30mins b4 it arrive infront of mi...finally realise tt iz e bus driver drive SI BEI SI BEI SI BEI SI BEI FAGGING + F*KING unltimate wonder slow...translate = CHAO JI CHO JI CHAO JI CHAO JI FAN + ******* WU DI [WU FA SIANG XIANG MAN] whahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhaha.....

so it took mi almost 2hrs 2 reach hm den e buffet finish oso...so in e end miss all e food..F*kin hell 1 chicken wing oso no left over..i tink my relative all gt a degree frm BPS [BUAI PAISEH]...

nvm nvm...so reach hm bathe 1 more time wif DOVE shower cream oso duno hu buy 1 so i open it n make e 1st press...itz smell iz super nice duno my skin will get whiter anot...whahahahahahahhaha..i tink e price tag was 10 plus bah ..whhahaha hope no1 find out...

so after bathe play majong a ag aga agai again nv endin story in my hse i tink my neighbour oso v fed up of us oso...whahahhahahahahahaha...i oso nv endin of L LO LOS LOSE....sittin at ther onli 4 20mins can lose 20plus sum more all nt i blow e cannon....F*kin hell so nvm i went 2 slep 4 2hrs den my sis sae go jalan den go sakura makan buffet at pasir ris ther...F*kin hell 1 person makan ned 29bucks...we walk in like carrot line up in 2's sia...btw i'm nt e 1 payin so price tag juz tear it off lah 2000 frm 4d SUP SUP 4 her lah...whahahahahhahahahahha....

i oso duno hw i makan oso 45mins onli i m super full liao...i dun tink buffet ever suits mi waste money onli....but their chocolate ice cream nt bad oso...so b4 goin hm i AR CHAP KOP 2cups..i oso duno y i oso tink chocolate taste better den strawberry..oways tink tt strawberry iz 4 ah gua makan 1...whahahahhahahahahahahahahhahaha...*puke strawberry

so 8plus reach hm founh out tt my light in my rm juz spoilt..iz FAGGIN suay tink gettin tinks in e dark wher 2 get light bulb in sundae nite.......................................whahahahahahahahhahaha so KAP POK again a lamp frm my bro rm 4 standby...n bcoz of 1 lamp we oso can quarrel 4 n hr life iz realy full of suprises???*Puke

btw if u listening 2 my blog song iz call my heart super duper touchin malay song u ned a malay fren 2 translate 4 u....i gt it frm e indonasia tv drama..wa tt 1 prepare a tissue when u watch sia....whahahahahahhahahahahahahahahha

*cheerz 2 all my PILLOW

BUFFET

2007-02-25T10:17:00.003+08:00

wake up 0932 tis morning i tink tis was most early time i woke up on my off -dae....nw i den noe tt sundae dun haf much cartoon on kid central i duno hw many yrs nv cartoon liao oso getting si bei out-date still kana SUAN SIAO by my 5yr old nephew...buay tahan.....whahahahaha....so moral iz 2 watch more cartoon if u wana interect more wif YP[young people]

so abt 1pm our whole family when 2 makan buffet at my uncle hse coz his daughter 1mth old...realy bo liao at ther all e elder all sit at ther tok cock oso duno wad they tokin so i juz sae YES 15times ok 25times BO LAH 3times SI MEI 16times.....si bei boh liao 1 lah sitting at ther will age u sooner.....

funny tink iz manage 2 see all my NEPHEW frm my diff cousin children...some i oso duno 1 n they call mi uncle, 1 trick i learn frm my sis iz 2 bring sweet when u go 4 such gathering n distribute all 2 them so they wun come n FAN u every time u walk pass them...

[THE DEVIL][SWEET GIVEN 3]

[ORH KEE GAL][SWEET GIVEN 2]

[THE NXT MOVIE STAR][SWEET GIVEN 4]

[THE DEVIL NO.2][SWEET GIVEN 6 MAX]

[THE FROWN KING][CANNOT EAT SWEET]

KK i ned 2 continue wif my majong game...tk care n DUN TK DRUGS....wahahahahhahahahaha

*cheerz 2 sweet n candy

WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

2007-02-25T10:17:00.002+08:00

wahahahahaahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahha
i tink i 2dae will continue my wahhahahaa mood till tis mth....realy v heng kana 4d 2dae wahahhahahahahahahhahaha...i tink tis iz e second time in my life-time kana tis on STARTER.....wahahhaahhahahahahaha i tink e loyang TUA PEH GONG realy v LING sia muz go ther pray hard ask HIM 2 sponsor u some cash when u in need.....wahhahahahahhahaha i realy cant believe it realy came tru nt even 1mth.....wahahhahahahahahaha but realy hoping tis luck will continue till e end...I WANA STRIKE 1ST PRIZE B4 I DIE......

life iz realy a mystery..when u dun wan tinks 2 happen it PIAN PIAN happen rite in-front of ur eyes when u dun expect tinks 2 happen it came wif a suprise...wahhahahahahahahahaha... i oso duno wad FAGGIN RUBBISH i m typin oso but juz believe in tinks although it will nt happen straight away but SOMEDAE or SOMEHW u will get it when u least expected....

2dae after our in base training our whole crew went 2 suntec watch movie call e 300...but b4 tt we went 2 e resturant i tink on e basement itz an indon resturant call wad sundee or wad lah i oso duno y our CO wan us 2 go ther makan oso but e bill was paid by him lah i tink gt 200 puls bah juz sum simple dishes even i can cook 1 sia......but e amazing tink iz tt e cook told ur e fish bone can be eaten COZ ITZ USE 1ST CLASS AEROPLANE TRANSPORTION..i realy duno wad he mean does he meant tt if fish sit in 1st class aero means bone can be eaten..wahhahahahahahaha realy stupid sia..worst of all he kept tinkin i m a malayu so i told him AKU TA TA HU MALAYU..n i tink e whole resturant laugh sia even their own chef....UNCLE PLZ LOOK PROPERLY I M NT A MALAY...
btw back 2 e show..e 300 iz realy a v nice show i tink nt suitable 4 ladies bah coz realy v gore sia leg n head drop every where 1....wahahahahahahahhaaha so itz rated NC18 bah....realy v gd show no matter wad muz go see....

*CHEERZ 2 SINGAPORE POOL

OFF DAY

2007-02-25T10:17:00.001+08:00

I NED OFF DAE...realy a F*kin week all week wrkin everydae tk e freakin train 2 my base ned 2 waste my faggin 1 hr...haiz...i wish i can teleport beter dun ned 2 wake up early 2 bathe n brush teeth gan chiong like tt...sumtime so gan chiong i oso duno my teeth onli brush 1 side...if gt 1 stuff can auto brush n clean ur face 1 will be nice.....

duno y e sun tis few daes so SHINE-ING oso freak faggin sweat like no body business.....wahahahhahaha...ytd gt e 10million prize money 4 toto realy had no luck oso buy 50bucks quick pick oso cant kana..tink if i cange my 50bucks in2 10cent coins i can throw duno hw many time in order 2 throw them all in2 e sea sia still can hear e droppin sound some-more...wahhahahahahaha......Freakin suay TTZ IT.....

i cant realy sleep nowades duno y oso maybe kan high blood liao sia until 3am den can start dream so moral of e story dun dae dream 2much in e morning or u cant sleep at nite....
2dae early in e mornin start our physical exercise realy v stupid sia wher gt ppl sundae run 1 sia realy gt no brain lah...den run finish e 2.4km oso feelin i m leavin e earth soon..haiz duno gt hw long nv start trainin liao so moral of e story again iz dun GEI KIANG run 2.4km if u realy cant do it juz run 2.3km can liao....wahahahahahahahahahhahaha.......

QN 4 my reader:
two blind men went 2 buy shoppin centre buy socks[wear on leg 1 huh] each person bought 5 pair each black white red blue green...they paid the money n when walkin hm they both bang in2 some1 then all e socks gt mix-up....after some time they manage 2 get back e 5pair of socks of e colour they bought WITHOUT ani1 help... Qn: HW????????????????????????????????????????

PRIZES WILL BE GIVEN OUT BY FEDEX MAILING...............

*CHEERZ 2 e SUNNY sun

Freaking

2007-02-25T10:17:00.000+08:00

ytd all e way at hm playing majong oso duno wadz e point of playin..play 3POK no win no lose wasting my 7hrs playin..nearly smoke 2box of crigg 2 stay awake..will kana lung cancer v soon liao...whhahahahhahahahaha...den sudden change 2 black jack oso v funny tink play $4 canot win bet $6 den can win super freak sia....in e end oso win nt much oso duno y i played oso.....haiz...tis new yr iz a form of wasting time.....

2 ppl year of e cow.............u all r si bei suay 1 dun try 2 bet on anitink n dun even tink of betting if u wana bet plz BET wif mi k....whhahahhahahahahaahhahaha...DIE IN MY HANDS IZ BETER DEN DIE AT OTHER PPL HAND....

2dae sundae morning wake up at 0930 super early 4 mi sia..duno y my parent so KP oso early in e morning start e quarrling liao...the sparks 4 tis fight iz bcoz hu cut her sotong in2 pieces....wahahahahhahahahhahahah super stupid sia becoz of 1 sotong onli den they start 2 bring up e past tink...hiaz....so old liao still wana KP so much.....muz noe hw 2 tink abit mah den i kana GIAP in e middle watchin tv moment...i tink e knife oso nearly fly out e kitchen EXPECTED 1 lah...whahahahhahahahahahaha

2dae meet GY n KENNY 4 movie e ghost rider at afternoon at ssuntec...super cheap ticket at $2 per piece becoz MY BASE WELFARE IZ SUPER GD....hope my commander lookin at tis....wahahahhahahhaa.....the stupid tink iz wher gt ppl see movie 12pm zhun zhun 1 duno e office nv use brain or wad......but e best tink iz gt drink n popcorn n NACHO n hotdog 4 juz onli $2.....wahahahhahahahahhahaahha JIA BA BA sia in e cinema...i tink i suddenly gt phobia on e popcorn liao everytime i saw popcorn i feel FULL dun ned 2 eat dinner liao...so conclusion dun eat 2 much popcorn when watchin movie..........popcorn make u drunk......

*cheerz 2 e freakin popcorn

VEX

2007-02-13T00:15:00.000+08:00

juz return back frm home ltr ned 2 go bedok NTUC doin free labour wif e chinese new yr stuff.. dun ned 2 fork out ani money so beter use ur strength lah TTZ OUR HSE STYLE..... whahahahahhahha....so ytd i watch a superb movie call the "THE WAY HOME" i duno hw long e movie last shown but truelly v GAN DONG show sia....i will intro 2 every1 MUZ WATCH...i tink tis was e 3rd movie i had been crying nono iz drop tears....wahahahhahahahahaha....itz superb show tokin abt a mute grandmother n her grandson...if ani watch finish e show but eyes nt watery U R V IN-HUMAN...whahahaahhahahahhaa.....

okok tok abt my ship some off them will be transfering out 2 search 4 a new BONE in thier life oso duno wad e office was tinking oso my ship strength was geting bad 2 worse everytime dun haf enuff rest oso my GY will oso be transfer out i oso half bucket water in e gun stuff..i tink my ship will carry CARROT instead of GUN coz no1 noe much abt gun...wahahaahhahahahhahaa...

tis mth oso v jia lat every tink oso haven buy money oso nt enuff sia duoo wad 2 wear oso i oso duno y new yr so tiring ned 2 tink of so many tinks sia...

*cheerz 2 many many many many n super alot of HONGBAO

PUKE

2007-02-05T22:29:00.000+08:00

was realy a F*kin dae 2dae vomiting e whole dae dun eaten wad oso go toilet shit at least 10times..itz e most time in my whole life sia...go see doc at poly clinic 2dae oso v long q....super suay tis yr like step on dog shit like tt...itz like tis suay tink iz a nv endin story....WTF wif tis stupid PIG yr sia???????????i tink my cow kana CHIONG by e pig lah.....F*kin chicken head.....

e whole dae was feelin so weak like a TAO GAE[bean sprout] like tt can break anitime.....wahahhahahahahahaha.....so at hm oso LLSS [LAN LAN SIAO SIAO] designing my bed rm askin my retired father push my cupboard here n ther oso quite shuang like tt watchin ppl wrk...whahahahahahhahaahaha...until nw still figureing out wad 2 draw on my wall oso..askin ppl so many comment oso no help 4 mi still tink tt black checkers on my wall iz e best or chinese chess more best...whahaahhahahahahahaha.....

waiting 4 our van on our trip

SMILE GY 'n' AGY

wahahhahahahahahahhaha nw den noe hw 2 upload pic sia thankz 2 MIZZ XIAO TING TING nv teach....

*cheerz 2 my LADY_LUCK

woooooooooooo

2007-02-01T18:48:00.000+08:00

itz been awhile since i started typing i oso duno y i dun had e mood 2 do tis stuff animore sumtimes type halfway of cock tinks den cancle it off....
Tis faggin yr will be v suay 4 mi everytink SEEMS SO SUAY everytink iz blockin my fagg way....play majong oso can lose 2 3ppl in 1 table,tk bus i lost my fagg bus card inside still gt 20bucks,bet thailand win singapore win by a kelong penalty...i tink when tinks link wif money i will be faggin suay i oso duno when these daes will end........
i had been watchin e bleach series everydae oso duno when they will end i tink i had SOT 2 tis oready sia i had been stuck at hm at least 1 mth nv go out jalan jalan oso duno hw sinagpore had change in2 liao oso...whahahahahhahahahahahha...
i saw a movie in my com recently e line he sae was so superb :"WINNING itz nt e matter hw hard e person punch on opponent ,itz e matter u get up after every punch ttz consider as a WIN.." "ther isn't oways rainbow n sunshine in ur everydae life u ned ur special finger 2 paint it all out" tis both sentenece ned 3daes 2 let mi tink my tjought all out sia....wahahahahhahahaha

i realy dun understand y ppl so care abt living i still tink tt life iz meaningless unless u realy figuer out wad u realy wana achieve...

tis past sailing daes was so sucks...i had been doin all e AH SAIM [runner] tinks...tinks r gettin so boring so i decided 2 change a new dept in my ship..nw frm a radar potter change 2 a assistant gunner...oso doin all e SAI KANG...but still gt learn afew new tinks wf e FAGGIN M16 n HKMP5....wahahahhahahahahah

i will be starting a v simple game v soon call "CHANGE WILL MR STEVE" stay tune.....

*cheerz 2 PH57

EveRytiNK neW

2007-01-03T22:37:00.000+08:00

v tired dae 2dae slept at 4 ytd chatting wif sum1 in msn duno y i turn so lo so nowades oso....maybe we 2 hit at certain point bah...wahahhahahahahahah..chill.......
woke up at 11 2dae den makan a super disguested mee gorang duno wher my mum bought oso gt stink smell b4 u put tt mee on ur tongue...threw it away 4mins ltr...whahahahahahhaa si bei wasted worse tink iz my mum bought it 4 3bucks sia kana chop on her carrot head n slice-ing oso...waahahhahahahahahahhahaha...so afternoon y 1st sis came den tok cock wif her n her children den suggested 2 go singapore expo cause she sae gt metro sale so i glady go along lor everytink FREE 4 mi mah dun go means my life will be shorten sia....whahhahahhahahahaha....
so took a taxi ther 5bucks WHICH I PAID IT she oso v clever sae no small change so nvm lah ltr cut her carrot head at e show rm can liao.....my life realy gt shorten when e expo was empty realy freakin shit sia wasted my time n my 5bucks...whahahahahahahaha....so we decided 2 tk bus go hm lah onli breath in e air in e expo hall onli mah...den ended up we went 2 e ikea at tampines which my nephew suggested lah..so go lor den i oso PAY 6BUCKS 4 e taxi fare again lah....[I M NT COMPLAINING] den when ther walk n walk coz itz super big sia e show rm...within 2hr we manage 2 walk finish i oso PICKUP ALOT OF ITEMS 4 my rm....dun y lah everytink ther seem super suit my rm 1 if can i buy all e black tinks liao....so she paid abt 127bucks on my tinks n $5.50 on her shoe rack wahhahahaahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahaha....super happi sia....as they sae TTZ WAD R SIS 4 LAH.....so when hm n clean up alot of items i tink my rm like rubbish dump liao nw den i noe tt sia...duno slep inside tis dump hw many yrs liao oso....a v fruitful trip 2dae...wahahhahahahah...
SLHB = irreplaceable[beyonce]

*cheerz 2 my SIS [Hip Hip Horray]

TIRED

2007-01-02T15:06:00.002+08:00

Juz able 2 drop my bags frm wrk...came hm saw my fish left 2 frm 43 fish at starting...i duno which fish will end their life in e nxt couple of daes...whahahahahhahaha.....
itz a 2007 turn out so fast n iz a freakin yr i cant even celebrate anitink tis yr round all christmas n new yr wrkin duno iz a sway or they noe i no money in my pocket...whahahahhahaha......ytd sailing was quite smooth sea was super clam duno y oso heard they were dieing in e past few trip b4 we left [guess every1 bathe b4 we set sail] whahahahaha....everytink was fine but as we sae bye bye 2 mini mouse n helo 2 mickey mouse...realy f*king experience..i was goin 2 e toilet in e middle of e nite n i was face-ing e toilet bowl was half way doin my watering i didn't even saw a RAT nt a mouse iz a RAT super long size plus long tail RAT rite infront of mi...i oso duno wad 2 do sia at tt moment coz i cant stop halfway or run away wif e spraying...
i was lookin at IT n IT doesn't had ani respond...after my job done i scoop up my pant n tk e AIR REFRESHNER on e basin n spray at THE FREAKIN RAT...i duno hw he mange 2 jump n ran under e hatch...itz a super duper sway experience i make so much noise in e toilet n no1 wake up came 2 save mi oso duno if e ship sank my crew will wake up anot...realy F*kin hell...whahahahahhaha....after e rat tink i swap bed wif david so i slept on top come dwn wear my shoe oso check whether gt go inside anot.....SWAY....
one tink i like abt sailing iz going back hm e moment n u were steering e helms...cold wind blowing on ur JUZ WAKE UP FACE n u can start ur day dreaming...whahahahahaha....
our ship 1knot = 1.875km/h so my ship can onli travel 17knots n e distance frm e lighthouse 2 my base was 30nautical miles if u pass ur maths u should noe it ned an hr plus 2 reach my base...realy tink tt my hoildae celebrate on ship was a super sian tink every1 doing their job sum sleeping watch vcd play ps2 count down inside e ship wahhhahahahahahaha super sian iz ultimate sian no wonder my ship gt so many ah peh lah i tink my coast gurad as RAj sae COAST GUARD R OLF FOLKS HOME....duno e ah peh on my ship gt ani LIFE ANOT......
*SLHB=Brother louis[retro]
Demi waktu [malay]

*cheerz
*2006 pick up sticks 2007 kiss my lips

TIRED

2007-01-02T15:06:00.001+08:00

TIRED

2007-01-02T15:06:00.000+08:00

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

2006-12-26T19:54:00.000+08:00

update in progress.......................................................................................................................................................

start wif last wed...it was e raining season starting so sick tt dae lah dwn wif super duper human flu....but e Kenny duno pop out frm wher sae wana go M>O>S..althought i rejected him so abt 2times but still e 3 letter words manage 2 pull mi in2 it...so tt dae brin abt 3packet of tissue coz realy v jialat > u try 2 put a tissue in ur hands n AH CHEW on2 e tissue see whether it can tear e tissue in2 2 anot ttz my jia-lat....continue wif M>O>S so when in PAYING a 20 BUCKS singapore money..went in e smoove drink 1 beer every1 of us den e most stupid + funny tink cum out, when peter wana go in2 e dance floor his stupid face gt UV lotion on his face when e lights shine on him he iz so 'BLUE'so WE STARTED 2 FOLOWING HIM IN2 TOILET 3TIME washing his stupid face lah but no matter wad still cant get it off oso...we started 2 gif up on ur face so on our way bac took pic wif his BLUE face under e UV lights..he sae he wanted 2 put in friendster coz he sae v SAT KEE so we wait n see lah....wahahhahahahahahahhaa... lucky he sae he wana POND CHO us go nxt week so look forward 2 tml wahahahahhahahaahhahahahaha.....Mama Open Shop PLZ.............

Tis F*kin raining seaon realy gt a hard time 4 mi everydae need 2 bring tissue 2 wrk like ah gua like tt bring 2 packet still nt enuff need 2 go mama shop buy another 2 packet waste my 60cent...so sea state super......................super..........duper..............ultimate..................scary nearly reaching 4 on our last patrol we were SWAYING left 2 right 24 non-stop action my crew DROPPIN,LYING,COMA,VOMIT-ING,all die-ing 1 by 1....whahahahahahah...realy feeling v stupid goin roundin e stupid light-house wadz e point of wrking when all crew nt able 2 wrk duno government gt use their brain in uses anot.....

so continue 2dae....i n RAJ was suppose 2 collect ration f4 our ship so miss e 10am bus so both sit at seah im smoke n cock 4 30mins den receive cal frm XO sae tml ned 2 explain 2 him y we late si bei sway ok nvm reach base still raining like nv ending[WHEN I M TYPING TIS BLOG IZ STILL RAINING] so we run round e staircase collecting e boxes n we manage 2 COLLECT SUM RATION BRING BAC OUR HM....whahahahahhahaha...so goin bac was e most jialat moments...i was in e bus shivering frm e moment i step on2 e bus even though i was wearing jacket duno e bus uncle still human anot duno hw 2 care 4 passenger....NEED IMPROVMENT PLZ SBS.....wahhaahahahhahahahah...

SLHB OF THE WEEK MALAY :PENCINTA WANITA [IRWANSYAH]
ENGLISH:WAIT A MINUTE [PUSSY CAT DOLLS ft timbleland]
CHINESE:Cao ge & Zhuo Wen Xuan - Romeo Juliet

*Cheerz[ I WISH I DUN WAKE UP ANIMORE]

PArTy TiMe

2006-12-11T20:48:00.000+08:00

Itz been such along time since i step in2 club i tink iz last week onli..wahhahahahahaha...canot tahan 1 dae nv see gal oso canot nw[I M DEFINITLY NT A PERVERT]..in my view galz r born 2 amuze guyz n let guy 2 admire their beauty....whahahahahahahhaa..[PukEEEEEE]...

some1 send mi an e-mail stating all e night-outs in s'pore which i tink iz a superb website sia tellin u when all e happening in all clubs big small confirm oso gt no lettin go my fav club M>O>S...16th will be e 1st ann of is club i nw den noe i had been clubin ther 4 a yr oso...so i heard on tt website will be fun on tt trance side lah y they left out on e R'n'B i oso duno but i heard frm peter they juz reopen tt side so i tink should be fun lah.....aniway sure go see see look look coz gt lucky draw oso prize iz goin LONDON M>O>S their 1st outlet...superb lah....i will realy smash their window if they dun let mi in....

kk 2dae when actually was my off dae but still ned 2 go back base learn e using of ASP BATON [itz juz a metal rod tt policemen carry everydae]..i realy dun understand y we ned 2 carry out at sea itz so BO YONG[hokkien plz ask ppl translate 4 u]...so hit e dummy until hand pain oso lucky no blister cum out sia...sweat drippin all way realy v tired until our crew all slep in e ship n 4get 2 get up for e 2nd lesson oso..so kana CHAO GAN[hokkien oso] by e instructor...so e lesson ended at 3 plus oso v gd lah..walkin hm abt 5plus den sway sway kana e heavy rain...run where oso no shelter so accepted my fate lah running in the rain like the movie [PAO BAH HAI ZI]... den run abt 15mins den reach hm..hope my IPPT will pass by den.......

*cheerz 2 M>O>S

wahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahaa

2006-12-10T22:57:00.000+08:00

i like 2 thankz every1 4 ur support n my family my stylist my make-up artist whahahahahahahahahaha stupid stupid oso can kana 3rd in fashion show...realy cant believe it 1st time go up stage tk prize...whahahahahha...most stupid tink iz e crowd nt more den 60 ppl...whahahahahahahaha.....oso duno wad i typin but at least my prize kana a speaker 4 my laptop wahahhahahahahaha.....v stupid......whahahahahhaha...but oso gd lah nw can hear beter wif my new SPEAKER...
e dae b4 was our sharks night at our base...QUITE ENJOYING ONLI lah...gt play all e games lah den fashion show again den all children games cant put our LEG in it oso..but prize were all quite attractive OSO...whahahahahaha....but best part was able 2 haf BBQ at e swimming pool ther quite style oso until nw so long i haven been 2 our base swim b4....makan n makan until bad feelin in my stomach buai tahan oso...den after all e event i tink onli our crew all sneak away frm base....whahahahahahha..super funi lah all slip away 1 by 1 nt letttin ani 1 noe tt our 57 crew left no1 in e building....when drinkin away wif them again at queenway market wif the MAMA[raj] fatty[edwin] mr hum[alvin] 4 guys drinkin...as usual i order ice lemon tea become tiger 5btl on e table....as usual as a NON-drinker rearing GOLDFISH in my cup...wahhahahahahahaha but b4 tt when 2 ikea ther shoppin jalan jalan den saw all e tinks so cheap i tink i will renovate my rm v soon liao tinkin of all e design....as they sae DESIGN = $$$$$$ whahaahahhahaha realy wil be pok oready after my pay day...need ppl 2 sponsor my new bed lah...hope i kana toto 1.5million v soon....
TiS mth i heard a v nice song although itz old by super nice lah [TO BE WITH YOU] by MR BIG...listen listen sure muz listen rated 4star in SLHP [Steve Long Hu Pang]....whahahahaha
i will be intro-ing all nice song no matter englisg malayu or chinese on my every blogging so stay tune.......................cheerz bro

*cheerz 2 e fasHiOn sHoW

Best Ship Cup

2006-12-07T19:05:00.000+08:00

Si Bei Tired after my best ship cup 2dae n oso plus v sway...2dae 7plus muz reach our base liao,every1 was like rushing 2 put out fire like tt soooooooo gan chiong they duno a word call relex...btw e best ship cup means alot 2 every ship in base..itz a prestige 2 able 2 haf THE NAME onli...whahahahaaha... but our gan chiong CO still e most gan chiong but he realy try v hard 2 hide his expression[action speak louder den word plz]...so briefing start abt 8 plus den tok n tok n tok abt wrk plan 4 2dae den draggggggg until 9 plus when e sky oso look wana rain liao...
dun ned 2 sae itz started 2 rain ONCE we headed out of base...we hop 2 other ship 2dae 4 e compeition tis iz e 1st time i feel like home e ship was super clean i start 2 feel my ship iz like dog sty i dun tink ani ant dare 2 crawl inside oso...so once we r out we started 2 do ACTION STATION[full ops] wif a drizzle den 20mins ltr follow by CABLE PARTY[anchoring]small rain oppo bedok jetty den e F*king rain came at e time we pulling anchor up...every1 f*kin shag pulling e 70kg anchor up e water wif all e rain hitting ur arms itz realy a v F*kin feelin....nvm wif no rest we started FFDC[fire fightin damage control] wif mi wearing e fire man suit tkin a stupid CO2 walkin hatches 2 hatches feelin like an idot... sweat + rain water = dun dare 2 breathe oso...feelin myself like army CHAO RECUITE... but sumhw we manage 2 finish all e drill n exercise wif bruise n blister all over every1 i dun tink except e top 3 HEAD every1 kana injury..i dun tink iz a compeition i rather tink iz a torture SM....whahhahahhaha
at least our CO still after e compit treat us go makan or wearing a wet boxer go back hm still feel nt so TU LAN oso...whahahahahahaha....[hungry]but duno y e stupid seafood stall nv open instead eating a kampong chicken rice still ok lah if e chicken iz boneless more beter...[ps aunti beter change ur stall name 2 NOOR BONELESS CHICKEN sure make money...wahhahahahahahahah

*cheerz 2 KAMPONG BONELESS CHICKEN

SEA SICK

2006-12-04T23:26:00.000+08:00

2/12
whahahahahahaha...after so many mth of sailing finally kana sea sick so jia lat bcoz of the F*kin monsoon arriving ...reach base at 8plus as usual i m e latest lah so kana nag by my N.O lah den look at him look on e floor for 15mins den go change si bei bo liao lah...den i started 2 prepare my nav side..i was clearing my chart table 1 MOUSE drop frm the staircase WTF i was scared 2 death e most F*kin experience iz 2 encounter wif a MOUSE...i was like a gal sia jump on 2 e chart table screaming 4 help..
wahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahah....
btw i dare 2 say tis tinks in my blog nt 2 prove tt i m a sissy but MY WHOLE SHIP R SISSY...i was shouting like mad den no1 cum save mi all at ther dun dare 2 move oso...whahahahaha realy funny lookin at their face sia but i oso nt v sat lah at least i shout 4 help...den finally duno hu settle e mouse lah coz i got out of another ship door forcing my way out...
we sail out abt nearly 9am lah den can feel e ship nt stable liao iz a sure die fact...drinkin my coke need 2 be extra careful so we try 2 swing wif flow v jialat lah drink oso cant drink properly dun sae cook...no1 cook our breakfast so my breakfast was coke wif tuna bread wif toppin of cheese...whahahahahaha i oso duno y i type tt lazy 2 delete...nvm.....on our way we spotted pink dolphin in school...tink we oso quite heng lah coz pink 1 v rare 1..i heard they sae pink dolpine r old wana die oready duno they cock anot....
i was wif e 1st watch so started 2 go round e light hse..e sea state i tink was 3 which was jialat if 4 was v jialat if 5 i will nt be bac singapore ani more...feel like wana vomit in e wheel-hse but e tuna taste was still in my mouth n i had 2 ta-ret back each time....whahahahah f*kin disguested i noe...we spotted a garbage bag shape floatin in e water den we v suprising we saw a TURTLE..i tink my hand stretch oso cant measure the size super big turtle sentosa 1 oso nt his fight but the turtle lost his HANDS duno wad tt call oso..so he tryin v hard 2 dive in water duno kana bite away by shark or wad lah so ke lian turtle floatin in e water...we r unable 2 save him oso i tink out only net will break sia if we try 2 pul him up...we actually wanted to launch sea-boat but realy the sea 2 choppy liao so cancel off e idea...although e turtle will die but rather let him die in a place where he belongs even if he rescue by us oso no point liao i tink he catchin his last breath oso...i will upload in you tube v soon...catch it on SAVING NINJA TURTLE....so we carry on wif sleepin mode whole
patrol coz sure down on the ground if we do ani stupid tinks....notink strange tinks happen after tt so e nxt dae was on e 3/12.....e fagg ship hu need 2 tk over frm us turn out late so reach hm abt 6PM fagg late so sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep.........................................................................................................

*CHEERZ 2 TT TURTLE HOPE U STILL ALIVE

Day 3

2006-11-24T14:32:00.000+08:00

super cold 2dae sia...crawl out frm e bed wif no blanket duno hu e stupid F*k cum in2 my rm n took it away n wash...[CANT U SEE ITZ RAINING OUTSIDE]....2dae iz e 3th dae of smoke free seem v triring sleepy illusion flu cough ani everytink nice mixing them in2 a sentence cal beter go n die...whahahahahaha...si bei jialat whole body ache-ing all way dwn no part iz fully relex...i duno if dae 3 like tt liao den 1 mth ltr u may see mi in hospital liao v soon...whahahahahah...kk continue wif my SRO...do nt disturb tis whole week...

*cheerz 2 matchbox

ChiLL

2006-11-23T16:22:00.000+08:00

Finally manage 2 understand wad i m realy tinkin rite nw..e feeling iz so childish n using 1 side of my useless brain cell...i decided 2 chill myself 4 e time being 1 way 2 start was 2 STOP SMOKING!!!!!!!!! wahhahaha i tink all family member will start gifing mi pocket money liao...
DAY 1..4 e last 34hrs i haven even touch 1 crigg butt which i feel i v proud of myself whaahhaahha all e f*kers in my ship keep on using e PHYSCO-ing method but i still tink tt ther iz a ned 2 reslove my living rite nw...i dun wish 2 look back when i m 30 yrs old still smoking on e streets wif all e uncle if times r realy bad den start begging ppl 4 crigg...
Manage 2 survive e training at sea 2dae iz realy F*KING CCB KNN NBCB super ultimate HOT under e F*KING sun...every1 iz burning inside feel liao wan 2 ks n faint infront of CO den go inside e cozy cabin n slep..i duno my CO iz still human anot i tink i will ask a specilist 2 check on him on such a hot afternoon leaving frm hm so many hundreds km away doin training!!!!!!His mind muz had tink of getting e [best ship cup] in2 his own hand..wearing a fireman suit n go dwn e engine rm = tk a suana in a relex centre iz the same iz f*kin hot n heavy carring an oxygen tank runing around n FELL DOWN n e person still sae he iz ok [nt u IRWAN!!!]iz a super funny i tink ttz e tink which helps 2 cool us dwn wif RAJ all e lame jks lah n e f*ker water boy edwin i noe u wana ord oready but dun ned so fast clear leave plz no edwin = no water...v tiring dae lah 130pm reach base den 320 den can leave iz f*kin sian if can master teleport beter...kk goin peter shop nw
[ANI1 WANS 2 BUY FISH OR FEEDER BLK85 MARKET BEDOK NORTH V CHEAP 1] or msg mi oso can wad fish oso gt....gt free adversiting 4 MR PETER....

*CHEERZ 2 all bro...
*Smurf decided 2 switch frm henieken 2 tiger if out of ice lemon tea...

Terrible mistake

2006-11-22T05:43:00.000+08:00

1hr 4 mi goin 2 wrkk liao still unable 2 slep...i tink i had done alot of tinks wrg nw which make a great difference 4 every1...i really regret 4 wad i had did which should'nt had been done in e 1st place...2dae playin e billard oso nt myself i feel realy ps n i cant even had e face to tok 2 him straight in him even though he still being his ownself...i realy had change alot i m nt myself animore ttz wad peter told mi...i cant tink 4 myself animore do hw many time researching oso no use 4 mi..i m nt e person hu will change 4 my fren but wad i tok 2 peter below my blk i finally realise tt i had being stupid all tis while...i dun like 2 listen 2 beter advice animore i onli like ppl 2 change 2 my point of view n making use of them frm e time i had change...wtf wif mi rite nw oso duno i onli left wif my tis 4fren of mine n i m drifting further away frm them which i did'nt even start 2 realise until nw...i oso duno wad e f*k i m doin all is while playing my F*kin computer game...i m nt tt STEADY person which they sae i use 2 be...frm e start wher i had tis com itz e time our prob realy started if nt 4 my F*kin brain n my F*kin com all e tinks would nv even happen...lies after lies i had been tellin them which until 2dae means SO MUCH 2 them which i tink their tolerence iz at e max...
i realy duno wad realy happen 2 mi i 4get e slience promise our bro's had given frm e start i tink tt i m e 1 breakin them nw..even though they nv shown on their face 2dae but i still can feel e difference n e tone they tok 2 mi 2dae even they act as normal....i duno if i can still face them ltr ut i noe tt sumtink realy muz be done asap..n i hope my choice had make e route back 2 normal..8 long yrs wif tis fren can realy replace anitink coz they realy helped mi tru tis 21yrs...mistake after mistake i oso duno hw long it will still carry on but juz walk 1 step at a time iz a onli tink i can do nw...
i had been finding all e excuse 2 challenge all their qn which i tink back i m realy avoiding all ans..i duno if i can change myself i m totally blank by wad peter told mi..he iz e glue which stick us up in our 5fren n every1 iz spiltin 1 by 1..i noe sumtink i had done may nt be wrg but i realy nv tot of wad others might feel which iz e worse point..i had known them so well i cant still 4get at it i oso duno WTF i m doin n typing all tis..i feel so change in personailty i m nt i m should be...tink tru wad i did iz F*KIN stupid action.............................................

*f*k my f*kin com

Wad m i goin 2 achieve???

2006-11-14T00:38:00.000+08:00

Nw iz 0031 for e last 2 hrs i had been tokin 2 peter below my blog..he ask mi wad i wan in my future,e most shocking tink tt cum out frm his mouth iz tt IN OUR SO MANY FREN U R E MOST USELESS N NO FUTURE TINKIN PERSON....i oso speechless duno wad i can sae 2 him coz itz realy v true..i oways been tinkin of goin out n slack @ hm playing my game n nv tink of anitink of wadz goin 2 happen 2 mi after my job...he even ask mi whether b4 i slep gt tink of anitink anot...sad but realy true i m a pointless person living in tis house i haf no sense of direction of where i goin 2 go n wad i m goin 2 do....
i can haf a stable job but wadz the point do i realy wana e a slave 2 e country get afew thousand in a month????? n live happily ever after????
ttz equal 2 a simple man in singapore..we both like to smoke we like 2 bet we like 2 club where gt enuff money 2 save???he told mi tt in singapore ppl do realy look dwn on ppl hu had no money..when u had no money where u get all the galz u wan they wun pop out on no where..he compare mi wif ROGER hu iz a company umbralla boss SON..he can get wad he wan but we little prawn ned 2 achieve much more inorder 2 get half of wad he realy gets...
my another fren KENNY using his father 300k to go u.s study the U until 2dae i den noe tt 30k iz realy means tt much 2 mi until peter told mi i could study 10times in S.I.M geting a degree...the prob cums between whether i m going 2 study n go ahead or standing still n move on slowly wher every1 iz eating the big cheese..
i even fail my ORAL test 2dae on a stupid steersman-ship which i nv even put in much effort in reading a single page den hw m i going 2 study in the S.I.M which peter recommand mi 2 go but wad will i get if i go on studying wif my limited brain cell wrkin...getting the 30k iz easy but will i manage it well in studying which iz goin tru my brain spinning...maybe ttz wad ppl sae as u grow u haf more prob cuming to u which u cant even SIAM away...no1 will teach u hw the road to success but u onli can figure it by urself i still had 7th mth wrkin it out but itz still 2 short 4 mi...i realy dun understand y i dun listen 2 ppl when they r trying v hard 2 makes tinks rite 4 mi...the best sentence cuming out frm his BLOODY mouth"wadz the point of tinkin wad u had in the past iz wad u wan 2 get in the present"if ani1 of u reading my blog i recommand u a bk call WHO MOVE MY CHEESE he told mi the story den i relise that i was tt stupid little man waiting 4 the cheese to come back to mi...u can look back to the PAST but u cant see the FUTURE unless wad u achieve in the PRESENT..u can nw see notink infront of u but when u climb higher u can had a greater view....i dun understand hw he bcome so SMART oso duno hw 2 describe him maybe his fish shop make him turn in2 a beter man liao....wad he sae iz true,wad u do every little tink affect ur little tinkin in life...

@2 e continue tml

*cheerz BrOz

BACK

2006-10-19T00:38:00.000+08:00

realy v suay 4 e past 1mth i gt so much worry tt had no mood 2 blog oso...so hope tt everytnk iz back on track nw n stop e worryin animore...
1)i duno which F*ker stole my life jacket on board e ship...itz a realy big headache + FLU + vomit blood = DIE..i needed 2 pay e full amount of e jacket which iz 400 plus or will be a court case 4 mi n u all can sae bye bye 2 mi..even if i go geylang i oso cant earn tt much in a week sia...nw i believe praying 2 my grandma iz a great help i oso duno hw it pop out within 5daes b4 my judgement dae comes...although i storm my ship 4 so many time still cant find e F*ker lucky still haf sum HUMAN blood flowin or i will be inhuman....
2)it makes mi realise tt my brother-in-law was nt a bad guy after all after open e car door 4 him still can earn 100plus [nt H2O]...den tt night chiong all e way 2 GENTING which makes mi regret so much...went in2 e casino den play wad BANKER n PLAYER in 10 match i onli win 1 match TTZ V HENG OF MI...so total lose abt 200plus sin dollar i promise my self i will kill all LIM GOR TONG [owner of e casino] casino startin wif 1 dollar...lose money nvm but when we wan ppl 2 transfer money den realise tt no 1 brought ATM card...wtf..tis iz e most TL[hokkien] tink sia on our way back on bus no drinks were serve den we onli so ke lian tt we 3 ppl share 1 drink i still rmb e drink cost us $2.40 n we left 60cent 2 eat shit...in my whole life i nv felt so pity like a beggar like tt see ppl eat den stomache growling like mad...I WILL NT HELP ANI SINGAPOREAN WHEN I M ON HOILDAE..thankz alot uncle 4 nt borrowing us ur atm card i will rmb u n hope u lose as much as mi...

2 be continue no.3 n 4

*cheerz 2 e F*kin genting

HI BLOG

2006-09-24T16:21:00.000+08:00

Finally back frm wrk..last 2 daes when 2 eat wif GY n 4 of us den he keep on tokin abt his NS life inside tekong..onli when in 4 2week nia den keep on tokin non-stop like we all nv do b4 like tt but nvm lah within e 5 of us he iz e last 1 2 went in n so we try 2 ENDURE lah hor...if u r readin tis rmb 2 tok less when u book out nxt week n btw dun ever sae mi bui steady liao coz nw u noe wadz cal NS life sia walk wad 5km road march den complain here there lah u tink ur father camp izit whahahahahahha...but aniway thankz 2 ur 94buck meal at katong realy v ps coz fianacial crisi moment 4 mi OR OTHERWISE i WILL SURE pop out cash 1...[another 3 ppl oso nv pay]whahahahhaha....
tis morning was e most F*k tuB until e water spill off oso...our CO[no.1] plan 2 board a ALPHA MIKE [large container vessal] den he sae muz carry arms mah den my buffer[no.5] tel mi 2 mend e fender[preventin e ship ram 2 ours itz like a big rubber balls] n tel tk arm liao juz go ONLI..den lah i tk e gun wear my life jacket den chiong out 2 do e fender tink n 4get 2 tk e bullet..e worst tink iz after all e trouble we nv board den being F*ked by CO 4 10 F*kin mins which makes mi feel like 10hrs like tt..I REALY LIKE 2 THANK MY BUFFER 2 CHASE MI OUT 4 E FENDER N MY GY[NO.7] 4 NT GIVIN MI MY AMMO...thankz ALOT..
e most F*kin chicken head tink iz no1 help mi 2 clean e kitchen nvm since i duno hw 2 cook i help 2 clean lah but they all eat oready duno hw 2 clean e plate izit MY NAME IZ CAL AH SOON NT CAL AH SUM[maid]...
den nvm oso i was washin e pot den EDWIN @ ther keep on tokin cock 2 mi den duno hw 2 help oso si bei lo so sia it wasted mi 20mins 2 complete all e pots n plate by tt time all change finish liao THANKZ ALOT SIA...
thnakz 2 SIM my laptop finally ok liao duno y sum ppl gt computer @ hm oso ask them help mi 2 find out tinks they like gong gong like tt...jia lat sia beter throw away ur com TEOK BO....whahahahahahahahaha....

*CHEERZ 2 STINKY FEET

i m bac

2006-09-13T13:03:00.000+08:00

IMF when end @ nxt week so will be quite U[2nd sound] ENG 4 e nxt couple of week...Realy lookin forward 4 e cage match soccer duno hu put in my name oso lah but realy VVVV hapi tt e person put my name if he dun scared of mi own goal-ing lah...they even gt our team jersey 4 mi sia dun ned 2 pay oso tt e diff of AGE-ing in my ship youngest will be taken of V well sia..even though goin 2 reach 21 but still youngest..nice welfare TTZ Y i luv police coast guard v much....whahahahaaha...
last few weeks doin 24 hrs duty realy 2 bui tahan liao cum hm juz change my clothes den when off 2 my base...but e best part iz tt we still make FULL USE of our time lah..we even make rules for tis couple of weeks sia
1)we promise 2 tk picture when ppl r bathing
2)we promise 2 put tooth paste on ppl butt when they r slepin
3)we promise 2 smoke 2 stick of CRIGG each time when we wanted 2 smoke
4)we promise nt 2 eat our ship food but da bao frm seah im
5)we promise 2 run 3 round of our ship b4 we wana shit
6)we promise nt 2 slep unless finish e game on e play station
F*kin lame sia bui tahan but we realy laugh our shit out n tt wad we cal FAMILY BONDING on our ship...
i m realy PS 2 every1 4 nt
1)Treat u go makan dinner
2)nt goin shoppin wif u all
3)nt tendin ur fish shop 4 u
will repay back u all dun wory sia....i realy duno y sum ppl can type so much in their blog iz they lo so or type all rubbish like mi sia...okok beter change sia...
ned 2 slep liao so tk care all of u beter dun tk DRUGS huh...

*cheerz 2 PCG

hi

2006-09-03T13:57:00.000+08:00

realy v suay ytd drop my hp on patrol..lost u still can find sia but drop 2 e sea realy v F*kin chicken head sia..lucky i bought a 2nd hand 50 bucks in e 1st place or my heart will poke will death...TEOK BO ho hui...i will promise myself i will nt smoke n tok on phone n drink coke @ e same time coz when either tinks wanted 2 drop u oso duno wad tink 2 save oso...contact all lost i tink ned 2 help of FRIENDSTER inorder 2 retrive back...
ytd duty was F*kin hang over onli slept for 3 hrs plus e bus 1hr 13mins 47sec roundin will be 4hrs...realy no mood 2 wrk whole dae feel like faintin on my everysteps touchin e ground..when finally had a chance 2 sleep tt time ned 2 wake up sing birthdae song 4 my crew but e most relexin part iz tt we eatin durian on board e ship which iz a v daring act done by my CO..bcoz of 1 person we ned 2 go on e deck of e ship 2 eat..D24 sia duno my CO gt tua kang anot sae one for 15bucks but realy sweet lah oso nt i pay so juz hack care makan can oready...a v nice experience when ur right hand holdin 1 durian den right hand 1 crigg watchin e gt round nt round like tt e moon...relexin in e breeze if can fish again more beter sia...
but dun ask ppl bring u coke coz u will drop ur hp in e nxt sec even u put in ur pocket...

*CHEERZ 2 e fish eating e HP

hi

2006-08-25T17:31:00.000+08:00

In tis world there iz no 1 hu iz pefect n flawless so dun keep choosin wait n continue choosin...time iz nt young my fren...
watched e movie ghost camp realy nt tt scary but story line quite ok lah...when 2 tampines ytd realy change alot sia i long time haven step in ther liao like v SHUA GU like tt...v interesting place but notink 2 do oso at starbuck ther slack e whole 2hr tokin cock b4 watchin e show..
tink tt nwades i had a symptom call PHOBIA IN GALZ LINKING TO E HEART EXPOSING OF E VESSEL....realy had a diff time lookin into galz eyes duno y sia maybe nv tok 2 galz v long time coz my ship all guy nt tt i m wif e gay community but realy nt feelin v comfortable when tokin 2 galz nt like last time can cock so much..tink i change tt asap...
nwades keep fallin sick v easy tink bcoz of e F*KIN haze cumin in..no mood everydae tkin e train wif dieases floatin in e train SIAM oso cant SIAM den kana oso..THANKZ 4 e ppl hu sae mi weak sia realy push mi to my limit of TA-HAN-ing ..everydae tkin abt 5 diff types of pill realy piss mi off keep on KP by my mum...n btw i dun realy like shoppin tt much after my last shoppin event..PUI....my conculsion 4 e dae iz sick ppl oso human so try 2 gif them more rest b4 their legs stuck inside in coffin..
[tis blog i oso duno wad i typin so leave ur comment after readin...THANKZ ALOT..]

*CHEERZ 2 e un-recovering F*kin FLU

4 letter word

2006-08-23T02:00:00.000+08:00

F*kin sick 2dae bui tahan no mood whole dae ...when 2 see doc 2dae mornin wait for the q for an hour plus @ ther coughin like mad ppl tot i gt SARS sia all keep SIAM-ING mi...bui tahan....
All thankz 2 david 4 ur malayasia Hoon Kee sia smoke 5 stick all e sickness sae helo 2 mi liao...startin u will haf slight cough 1st den follow by terrible flu e headache will follow up nxt finally will haf fever within 24hrs if u nv kana ani 3 within 24hrs u r safe dun ned 2 go see doc save ur money...

*cheerz 2 sicknesssssssss

hi

2006-08-16T11:21:00.000+08:00

i duno hw long i nv post liao but thankz 2 e NATIONAL DAE n cumin IMF which mi F*kin busy...bui tahan...hope 2 able finish my up-comin project by tis week den will end my tiring mth...non-stopin action tis week off dae like no off like tt still ned 2 bring wrk go back gif mi a thousand face mask oso no use..black-er n black-er each week like no end 2 tis..hope it rains everydae...
duno gt hw lomng nv step in2 e CLUB liao i guess i will left my bloody foot print in e toilet v soon...whahahaha... ned sum Henieken in my brain 2 cool my blood or it will blast out v soon...
when 2 watch e MY SUPER EX -GIRLFREN wif sum1 nt tt intresting dun go watch but pirated can lah..nw den noe tt movie ticket price rise 2 $9.50 liao so ex sia..beter go bedko watch $5 onli TIAP 50cent more can watch 2 show sia...wahahhaahhaha...
i tink iz time 2 design my bedroom liao,F*kin bloody chicken head Josh keep on hao lian his new bed like nv endin story like tt,i tink it will be done b4 christmas n will be a beauty...
a new sgt juz posted 2 my ship v interestin guy we gt no tink 2 tok @ 1st but when e subject change 2 GALZ all e lo so juz pop out sia tok v funni guy older de mi sum more sia lah...wahahahhaha...
i tink tis myh will change my crigg brand frm MORE 2 ANG HUN oready becoz of my 2 bro's big dae within 4daes realy slash my blood vessal out sia i tink will get low blood v soon after they suck dry...My turn will be NXT soon...
e F*kin indon forest smoke makes my skin v jialat everydae 1dae duno ned 2 wash hw many time face sia nv go out oso like tt jialat....

*Cheerz 2 my 2 BRO's

BEDOK PRIMARY SCHOOL

2006-08-07T16:02:00.000+08:00

slackin @ hm whole dae tis afternoon...goin in surfin mange 2 found back my old sch profile...realy can bring back alot of memory sia..can u still rmb hu bring u 2 sch e v 1st dae...tatz hw u grow start 2 learn 10x2=30...wahahahahha....e old noodles sell $1 per bowel n still cant eat finish tt type den e malay hot-dog [nt human 1 plz] oso v nice 10cent onli last time brin $4 2 sch no wory 4 ur stomach sia..
n manage 2 noe my BRO's ther time like fly v fast like tat we 2 cork n stick n paste 2geter nearly 12yrs liao...realy 2 scary sia...wahahahahaha...
i was v hum chi[chicken] @ tat time v innocent n guai u noe like a plain piece of paper tryin 2 figure out wadz e point of living like tt...
when i look in e no. of frenz in e profile realy 2 scary liao all e tu tu 1 change 2 si bei OK lah[i dun like 2 praise guyz]..den my 1st luv was oso in there realy sibei scary change 360 sia..shouldn't haf gif her up in e 1st place wahahahahahhaahaha....
but realy duno wad e M>O>E iz tinkin such a gd sch ned 2 tear dwn n build e new bedok south @ ther...lucky i was in e last yr b4 it tear dwn into piece realy CHUI sia....but tat life if their iz no beginnin of a new tink their will haf no deep memories...when their iz no memories in ur chicken brain i suggest u beter go jump...
Realy miz all e TREEs e Catchin e Chicken[real 1] e Pong Pong Soccer @ e basketball court....

*Cheerz 2 e F*Kin M>O>E

Bac

2006-08-05T14:17:00.001+08:00

juz came back frm wrk juz nw ltr still ned 2 head back again 4 nite-sailing..suddenly trun v busy nwasdes f*k my suay mouth beter dun sae rottin 2 death so soon...
final reach my fianicial crisis moment.wahahahah..2dae go top-up my card den find out i press out so much liao..duno fly wher oso i tink i ned a accountant soon...my 2 bro 21st cumin out liao realy jialat duno wher 2 buy oso i tink gif them GALZ will be beter they will definitly like tat...v busy wif my up-comin prohect meetin coz we gt a new craft comin up nxt yr saw e design liao super super super ok....if tiz gd it wun shake so much liao...
no time 2 tok so much gt 2 go swimmin liao tink i gettin more whiter liao ned 2 sun bathe...wahahhahahahahahahahahahahha...2dae my ship will station @ marina south so able 2 see e firewrks cumin out e big durian...
[HOPE U WILL ABLE 2 SEE IT WIF MI EVEN THOUGH WE CANT SEE 2 STARS BUT PLZ RMB TIS DAE...]

*CHEERZ 2 SINAGPORE 40TH BIRTHDAE

Bac

2006-08-05T14:17:00.000+08:00

Scared of Death....DO U

2006-08-03T14:55:00.000+08:00

Haf u b4 wonder when will u be diein?...On 2th august 2006 2pm i was so close gettin my both legs in coffin becoz of 1 f*kkin blind driver... &^^&$#@!@! chicken basket F*kin head drive car duno hw 2 see ppl izit..dun act ur car pick up v fast F*ker...
i nearly lost my both legs n properly die but i had no reaction b4 tat...realy 2 dangerous walkin on road i DEFINITLY will change 2 tkin a bus instead of walkin...%$%#%$^&%
i realy scared of die-ing after e feelin like lost alot of tink, ur mind cant tink straight,breathin gt difficulty,brain like lack of oxygen...my family came straight 2 my mind,hu will tk care of them when i nt around?i oso duno wad e F*k i tokin oso but u realy ned 2 experience near death den u will noe wad i tokin....
i tink i m rottin 2 death tis daes all stayin @ hm slackin..duno all ppl run wher n hide liao or e HONG iz blowin 2 big...nw-ades duno wad my bro's all tinkin....

*CHEERZ 2 TERIYAKI BOYZ[D.k]

F*KIN SICK

2006-07-30T17:17:00.000+08:00

nw lyin on my bed typin e blog...duno wad happen ytd frm ship wake up den suddenly sore throat(1) until v jialat start coughin(2) den sneeze quite afew times(3)....ned my COXN 2 send mi back hm..reach e lift feel gt abit of fever(4)..still cough cough until wana vomit blood like tat...
reach hm wana makan but feel e fish like tellin mi nt 2 eat him no appitite...ytd diner was gd food but mizz it all...F*k man...i tink becoz of e chicken mee i cook earlier on e ship 2 greedy liao put alot of prawn inside even cover e whole pot n TAO GEH alot n fish ball cant even feel my mee inside oso...den my N.O wanted 2 get a share frm my pot oso i was F*kin him in his ass...chicken head duno hw 2 cook urself meh..den i pass him 3prawn n sum tao geh no fish ball n he tot e bowel i tk 4 myself 1 sia n he took e whole pot away....chicken head...F*k sia SO BIG RANK LIAO STILL WANA EAT SMALL PRAWN...i curse n swear until my watch...den end up SICK...F*K
@ nite was e most jialat i was stuckin a tissue in my nose 2 stop e bleedin i tink whole box oso can use finish..chicken head...cant breath oso ned 2 use mouth...den afternoon 3plus wake up feelin giddy den slep den kana wake up by my sis 2 clean e shit of MR BEAN....U REALY TINK E SHIT GT VIRUS IZIT CLEAN OSO CANOT MEH....realy had a bad dae but 2dae iz sundae so try 2 CONTROL myself frm $##%$&^*(*....[end]

*CHEERZ 2 E FISH BALL I HAVEN EAT

helo

2006-07-25T23:15:00.000+08:00

This few daes v busy sleepin so no time 2 blog..as old ppl oways sae RESTIN IZ 2 LET U GO A LONGER DISTANCE IN UR LIFE...ytd si bei tu lan...joshua keep hao lian sae his gf gt hw chio[pretty] lah...wtf gt my business anot u wana F*k her or wad dun ned 2 ask 4 my Yi JIAN plz...ur mum feed u grow up nt mi plz gt anitink ask her...
tis period iz my slackin period of e yr...wahahahahaha realy should be quite hapi lah coz long time nv juz go wrk n sleep all way liao sum more gt new suay guy cum 2 share my trouble..tis iz e 1st time i feel so lucky hope tat it dun last 4 awhile onli but e guy face realy 2 XL oready i tink he beter get his PAMPERs fast bah....

*Cheerz 2 Singapore Poolz

wad u goin 2 do [bob marley]

2006-07-22T20:12:00.000+08:00

Ytd was on my 24hrs duty,quite bo liao coz our radio spoilt duno which F*ker do 1...so my watch with CO was juz lookin in e deep blue sea...ytd nite thankz 2 david i actually learn hw 2 locate horoscope star but duno hw he find oso maybe tink i ah tu but nvm wana waste time on my watch duty was e impt tink...
For abt 30mins i n my CO was speechless both drinkin our milo n kopi O...den he suddenly asked mi a qn:"ah soon wad do u wana achieve in ur life?" i was totaly stun by e words which cum out by e 31yr old man coz our ship 13man all corkster nv once tok abt realy business b4 1...i gave him 1 big smile den continue wif my wrk i tink he oso noe tat i oso k-siao oso...
nw den i noe tat i had no direction of wher i goin 2 go oso,everydae onli noe hw 2 eat,sleep,slack+chao keng,i realy aimless..i tot i realy noe abt myself but nw feel my brain like total blank...i manage 2 get 1 sentence rite a real frenz of ur's would realy decide ur future...
tis is juz like u put a pear into a apple basket,1yrs ltr e pear will oso tink tat she iz a apple..dun ever try 2 follow on ppl footstep if ur foot iz nt big enuff....i tink i will get my ans in 3daes time....

*Cheerz 2 MOMO

2dae

2006-07-20T19:23:00.000+08:00

wake up @ 3pm den brush teeth eat my BREAKFAST i tink e nasi lemak abit spoilt oso but hungry lah so dun caretok cock wif josh online..nw den noe tat guyz oso v lo so sia 1 topic oso can cock so long...
5plus took BEAN go run..F*kin dog nearly dashed out of e road n kill himself....nv see b4 such a stupid dog doesn'tt even resemble his master abit...haiz....tink i kana sun-burn ytd all my skin feel like burnin red ned ice 2 cool dwn tink my fridge oso nt enuff...[dun tink black wun kana 1 plz]...
did alot of trainin 2dae all body aching oso,my hope of joinin STS depend on tis liao...630 my mum keep on kp e delivery e dinner 1 nv cum yet,like e whole hse was her sound i beter registrer her 4 e opera session....she realy look like e BAO ZHU PO in e kungfu hastle bui tahan her sound...beter dun off on weekdaes...
Ltr goin sing K wif pete n GY @ teo heng...1hr 16bucks they tink i carrot head izit but nt i pay 1 so nvm....THANKZ 2 ALL FRENZ SENDIN MI ALL E NEW SONGS....i as e k-box XIAO WANG ZI wun let u all dwn 1...wahahahahapppuke
tml still gt 2 sail P1 si bei sian auguest still gt IMF tink F*kin shit no leave can be taken...nwades go wrk oso no interest liao..haiz...

*cheerz 2 TEO HENG....

Chicken Run

2006-07-19T22:31:00.000+08:00

2ade was my duty ship...F*kin sun duno hw many degree sia 2dae nearly fainted worst tink iz my fridge gt no drink den mi n hasim go ah-cha-cope frm other ship make myself look like a thief sia...nvm den afternoon fire-drill i v LUCKY kana e wear e fireman suit..play sissors paper stone oso can lose si bei heng....F*kin hell inside e suit feel like heatin 2 chicken head in e oven heng iz onli 4 10mins if ani galz wanted 2 slim dwn beter use tati tink it burn alot of fat in it...
den 7 plus XO chio all run chicken head my back haven recover so keng @ e ship ther see them drippin in tears...i dun wish 2 waste another 50 bucks 2 see e sensei again put plaster den rub rub abit den gt 49bucks i place tat as my job in e future...

*cheerz 2 all massager...

ChIcken heAd

2006-07-18T17:44:00.000+08:00

ARHHHH...h HAD A TERRIBLE back-ache 2dae duno wad happen sia i CANT even sit straight @ all sia...DIE liao....realy die liao..maybe ytd sleep @ e wrong position liao really SI LIAO(hokkien tune plz)....wa realy canot ta-han sia nw typin oso v tong ku...hope iz nt old time illness cum back...But 1 tink abt it i was taken WELL care 2dae sia on my off-dae...morning cook maggi mee myself sum more go ma-ma shop buy myself den 4get e F*kin eggs den went dwn 2 times, 12plus watch e vcd tat david borrow mi sae v horror 1 abt e gong tao(hokkien again) but after e 1hr plus show i realy wanted 2 throw e whole bowel @ my tv sia WAD TOKIN E MOVIE....nw-adaes duno wad script-writing r doin....
3plus when 2 slep worst tink is i can turn anihw F*KIN pain sia realy feel like dieing straight away....5plus kenny call sae ltr return story book 2geter but i cant find e book worst tink duno hu KAPO liao duno wad 2 sae 2 e aunti i tink pay money can shu shu kee(hokkien) oready lah...gt time den go 2 e sinseh bah ltr...
i nw den feel tat i gt so many tinks i havin do in my life..hope 2 aquire all b4 my legs step in2 e coffin....

*cheerz...gloup gloup gloup arh...drink Henieken

hi

2006-07-17T11:58:00.000+08:00

saturdae
miz my wild wild wet wif seng they all coz gt shift in e morning but nvm go so many times liao so nvm[nt hao lian]...go hm @ nite wanted 2 go wif them 2 pub n slack but gt sea chart 2 update F*kin bo liao wasted my 5hrs at nite so MIZZ oso at hm eat maggi mee...PS bro...lucky ah seng still had e heart wanted 2 buy 4 mi drink at my blk but haven finish my wrk so nvm lah...

Sundae
wake up @ 1pm kana [F*k] by my newphew sae i slep on his pillow when he came back hm den complain 2 his mum [u tink u cry i scare u izit i cut away ur pillow n throw in2 e dustbin den u noe]....den afternon go tampines wif josh they all ther slack den when back hm change n went wrk again...tis week all my off dae kana burn so realy miz my bed...[follow mi 4 e past 5yrs]...when sailin @ 4am tot gt sampan cumin in but change 2 sardine[indon fishing craft]...so kp them ask them go out but they realy v XL eyeball mi again i promise 2 sunk ur ship nxt time...

mondae
9 plus reach base wanted 2 go 4 swimmin coz our base juz built a new 1 but scare i slep in e pool so 4get it lah...tk mrt went hm den go over-short due 2 my ah gong givin mi 4d no. wake up at e last station....haiz den nvm drop ther eat my lunch 1st den tk bus go back...reach hm took my dog when 4 a walk nw den noe he is a hot fav 2 ladies coz he iz a TI KO DOG..wheneva gt girls sure dash 2 their legs..[i nv teach him tat plz]..tired liao so dun cock so much....

*Cheerz waitin 4 e TOTO 1 million prize money

ya

2006-07-15T00:06:00.000+08:00

juz came back frm my live firing in south-china sea...itz realy fantastic feelin 2dae...mornin tong pang by my CO car 2 base coz ned 2 be early go in prep our ship n ned 2 be cast off @ 0730 but due 2 sum technical prob den tua until 0830..
used 4hrs 16min 46sec 2 reach e firing point coz i stop-watch it...lose money 1
beter pay huh...when reaches ther oready sea state 2.5 den afternoon rise up to 3..for 3 iz realy v badd oready u cant even drink water properly n maybe u will wet ur pants sum-more when u go toilet...whahahaha..den irwan cookin nasi-ayam 2dae n cut his finger when rockin n best tink iz our 1st aid box haf no plaster so we use muskin tape in e end[ps i will go buy tml]...realy feel v giddy 2dae when on ship total 4ppl feelin e same way like tat means confirm iz sea sick liao...so rest inside ward rm n cock wif joe marely...den abt 2pm started shootin den 5 plus den finish den started 2 sail back den suddenly our port engine dwn[port=left..starboard=right]so used 1 engine 2 move back...so total waste up my f*kin 3 more hrs....
reach base oround 10plus den CO long pang again sleep in his car reach hm bathe,eat dinner tee dok.....

helo

2006-07-13T19:10:00.000+08:00

ytd went 2 watch e pirate of e duno wad wif GY n ROGER they all @ e THE CATHAY....wahahahah...i realy tu sia 1st time go i tot they referin 2 cine in e 1st place but realy nt bad lah e cinema quite spacey oso e movie was gd but abit draggy on e CREAK tink...n e worst part iz e 2 couple sittin behind mi i duno hu lah but plz dun tk out ur shoe when u noe u had HONGKONG LEG plz...i ah seng wanted 2 stuff 2 death liao...but actually wanted 2 watch e re-cycle 1 but GY 2 HUM CHI tatz y nv watch duno he had e correct SEX anot...
after tat when simpang makan prata until 3am den roger send us back by tat time Peter oready snoring @ e back sit liao but he still act sae dun haf so NVM peter i believe u coz I BELIEVE u...wahahaha....den slep until 6 when 2 wrk eyes red oso sittin on e train started 2 sneeze duno if my sneezin gt style izit e aunti sittin @ e oppo sit of mine keep lookin @ mi...AUNTI I M STILL SINGLE...dun wory....whahahahhahahaahahhahahahahah.....den help irwan wif e gun coz tml gt shootin liao so go changi navy base ther tk gun wasted my 5hrs go n return lah...den rest n ned my mee hun kuay thankz 2 my findin nemo edwin v touched but i wun still still 4gif u 1 coz i replace u 4 tis shit 2dae...will had a hard dae tml so end here....

*cheerz i wun 4get e dae i kana 4d.

hi

2006-07-12T19:50:00.000+08:00

long trip 2dae 2hrs trip become 5hrs wtf wif tat F*kin engine spoilt den blahhh........hhhh den still continueeee.....eeee finally ok liao den went on den stoppp....ppppp i tot i wun touch e soil 2dae liao but still TOUCHdnw @ base...F*kin ship i PROMISE myself i wun step 2 tat ship unless u all break my leg n hand coz i wun crawl in oso...
den fridae still gt shootin so muz wipe gun e gun spark wif no grease....blahhh.....hhh den took another 2hrs of my time...F*Kin wastin my time but i still chao keng wif edwin smoke n tok cock 2geter @ e bridge den times up liao they tot we wrkin den go in e van den sae BYE BYE 2 e base...went out den sit @ seah im eat my lunch 1st [which should be breakfast 1] den bye bye 2 them n tk mrt hm...
den my F*kin msn keep on d/c duno y lah i tink muz go service liao..gy n pete ask mi out go see wad Pirate of wad lah[duno hw 2 spell] so ps huh mr seng mizz u...i will tell u e story when i m back...ps rush time or can write longer...n 2 all galz readin tis plz ask e guy out lah TINk iz no use 1 plz SEE oso no use...gt so diff meh..haiz....dun regret in e end...

*cheerz 2 slacker im joinin u all tis weekend....M>O>S

Hu Can Stop Italy...

2006-07-10T18:04:00.000+08:00

Hohohohoho...champion sia Italy...3hrs match play until kick penalty watch e match until 5am ytd wake up oso 5pm whahahaaha...long time nv had tis feelin liao....if nt tat F*kin BEAN keep on kp @ e Yakult lady i tink can reach until 10pm liao sia...wanted 2 go swim being chio by Hasim but like wana rain liao so slack @ hm is more suitable 4 mi...nw i den noe secondary sch PPL realy change alot compare 2 our past sia..put ang kong lah buy e n72 or 80 lah..si bei rich huh nw-adaes no place 2 spent liao izit..donate 2 red cross beter lah...
1 funny qn ask by my newphew :coke n pepsi wadz e diff? i stunned sia i nv drink pepsi more den 10 times hw i noe sia so juz kp him tel him do his hm wrk..i tink tatz wad older ppl will do tat...ANI1 NOE E ANS PLZ LET MI NOE...

*AFTER ITALY FOR WC FOLLOW BY CHELSEA FOR CHAMPION LEAGUE

hi

2006-07-10T00:31:00.000+08:00

had a wonderful weekend ytd....when 2 my LIM family gathering ytd nite @ costa sand chalet...i nw den noe my members gt so many pplz sia sum even duno them n call mi uncle sum more...i gt look tat old meh [whose their parent plz teach them] chicken head...i still can rmb e pork chop i peng 1 wif e oil drippin dwn my throat but e meat nt yet ripe so cant sae much liao coz nt gd @ bbq lah....after tat we had a Lim wc soccer match goin n i kana push in e game but quite fun lah adult vs CHILDREN i of course on e children side coz in our family rules nt 30 nt adult....whahahaha...after tat continue eat again thankz 2 my bro manage 2 kapo many chicken wing, ..frm 100 member...whahhaahaha realy song ytd...den cock wif my cousin they all long time nv see liao all grow so tall tok 2 them oso diff so threaten them 2 sit dwn..
den 1am plus den go hm abit drunk tok oso abit diff...den pete call sae he bet 2 much on portugal liao so i took sum frm him n lose oso..i tink tat HO HO HO HUI should be v hapi lah mi keep losin money...tis few daez keep oppo mi duno y lah maybe e wings harden liao able 2 fly...lose liao so dun tok so much liao...will be v busy tis few week coz ned 2 go south china sea 4 shootin...hope 2 see tat batch of pink dolphin again...

*ITALY CHAMPION

2006-07-07T12:28:00.000+08:00

juz came back frm my P2...sick oso mux go sailing nw i noe hw Tong Ku..chicken head should haf eaten my pill beforehand...after e 4 hrs shift zhun zhun coma sia...deb e chicken head edwin keep on kp abt e france match...lose liao still kp...$5 onli kp for 2 hrs = 1 match timing....potential commentator....den he still wan mi 2 tel mi abt e AH PUI n CHOCOLATE story which iz e 4th time he ask mi 2 sae liao i wonder he nt sian meh everytime listen can laugh so loud....bo liao...nvm den 0830 reach base along-side wif other ship carry e heavy sea-boat transferin but i juz use my steve EYE POWER 2 support them..wahahahaha...den reach hm doin my facial blah.......ZZZZZzzzZZZZZzzzzZZZZZzzzzZZZZZzzzzzz[end]

*9th july 2006 SUNDAE===ITALY vs FRANCE....

wahahahahaha...

2006-07-05T10:33:00.000+08:00

ITALY HAD GONE INTO E FINAL...wahahaha...nt a v interestin match but realy see sum skill on both team...chicken head ytd bought italy 2 win den SUMBODY buy oppo of mi n sae will draw SUAY ar...or i would'nt haf nightmare ytd nite waste my time 2 see...
luckily italy had gone tru e final or u realy will teok frm mi liao...hope realy can get tat plate of hokkien mee tat u promise i will eat it after e wc...as predicted E FINAL OF WC 2006==ITALY VS PORTUGAL...end winner italy lah....i will haf ur jersey in no time....

*Ther is no stop for e ITALY giant..

ZZZzzzzzZZZzzzz

2006-07-04T12:50:00.000+08:00

i duno y everydae sae i m tired even Pete oso sae i no changein my WORD...juz came back frm hm frm my ship chalet...sian sia @ ther frm afternoon play winning-11 until 6 plus even if itz my fav game play until 4hrs oso v sian lah..den 7 start e fire lucky nt i peng sia i realy hate e smoke n heat but i onli useful is help them finish e food...whahahaha...actually wanted 2 play soccer 1 but end up play e game soccer again..bo liao rite...den go swim for 2hrs..funny part is all 6 PLAYER searchin e whole pool for 1 stupid goggle sia @ nite hw 2 see oso...ah cum...

Den started eatin again..Hasim gf really noe hw 2 cook sia...e fried mee realy make mi feel hungry everytime i see it on e table...hope 2 find 1 gf can cook oso if noe Hor Fan beter...wahahahha...abt 11 plus all e big shot all left 2 ACCOMPANY their wife lah..den we start openin all e beer lah smoke like mad..den 2 plus farzil sae gt INTERVIEW...wad sia interview 2 be a pimp izit...chicken head nvm left 6 ppl..tok cock sing song n realy play majong sia(card 1 lah)..den watch OMEN dvd wad e F*k iz tat show tokin sia waste my money go buy...den continue drink n smoke i tink gt 1 packet liao sia..den each ppl start fallin asleep one after another v zhun sia realy stupid sia gt bed dun wana slep sia slep in e hall lucky i clever...
Suay part cum liao receive call @ 8 frm our X.O tel us 2 wrk 2nite sia 2 cover other ship duty..gt brain shock izit relex noe hw 2 spell anot den we of course grumble lah but nt as fierce as edwin #$%#@@#@ all cum out sia..v tired oso haven sleep enuff den ned 2 check out liao...chicken head..nxt time tk 1 week leave b4 our chalet...den i share cab wif joe n edwin tat chicken head uncle duno he noe hw 2 drive anot sleep oso cannot sleep properly he tink he takumi izit...reach hm den ZZzzZZzzzZzzzZzzzzz.....

Italian Mafia vs F*ken German Nazi....
AMOUR ITALY............................................FINAL plz
*i will buy ur 3star jersey if u win....

hi

2006-07-02T21:57:00.000+08:00

cheerz bro brazil had gone hm wif their samba dress...whahaahaha...realy had a hard dae ytd...had a choppy sea cant even had a proper rest sia can drop dwn frm bed 2 time...2 person had 2 hold e tv inorder nt 2 let it swing left n rite sian sia cant even watch properly...e milo tin oso duno hw it drop n hit my head but it realy seem like we goin 2 capsize like tat...but still manage 2 pull t'ru when we left horsburg light-hse n do e x-ray yankee...e most shockin tink v suprising iz tat my N.O=my department boss vomit 3 times in a row...3 ppl on watch 2 ppl sick i watch them vomit water i oso felt pity sia hahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahah.....but he told mi he stomach gt sumtink wrong lah duno can believe him anot sia...i havin a bbq tml wif my whole crew...wana fight wif e winning-11 king hope they will bring their tissue...

*F*k e german's n italy t'ru finals...
*cheerz x100 times....AMOUR ITALY

yoz

2006-06-30T13:41:00.000+08:00

v tired 2dae....updatin e sea chart whole dea cannot tah han liao...my eye like v blur liao duno kana eye cancer izit...siao liao..ps coz wrk until mornin onli slep for 2hrs oso tonite match 3am italy vs ukrine..muz watch oso tml wrkin morning so best time 2 tok waif my pillow is nw lah....kiss goodbye my Bro'

Support italy even u lo so i oso dun care....cheerz

hi

2006-06-29T18:05:00.000+08:00

Had a realy gd sleep until afternoon... nw my finally theory is tat milky does nt make u fall sleep faster, i nd 2 wait 4 2hrs sia...@ hm slackin whole dae v si bei bo liao sia all Bro's in camp...
Tokin 2 sum1 dae realy tink of myself when i m young...no respect 4 ani1 even ur own parents sia...haf u ever fought wif ur dad b4...v exciting + being chase out of ur hm sweet hm...i dun y i dun listen 2 ppl when i m young,makin mi fall in tis state sia..nw tryin telling sum1 abt wadz gd for them realy a difficult job..haiz...dun regret when u cant even cherish frm e beginning....
goin wrk liao...[end]
Cheerz 2 Italy On 31 june 3am...

yoz...

2006-06-28T18:11:00.000+08:00

v tired dae 2dae sleep onli for 4hrs onli...i promise myself i will nt go kopitiam midnite eat again....so moral of e story iz dun get physco so easy....haiz...wake up @ 0630 meet edwin go kallang indian prata shop ther eat breakfast den walk our way 2 e close dwn kallang base....
10mins walk realy v tiring 4 a sleepy person sia,wanted 2 chao keng 2dae 1 but no more leave liao so bo pian...reach liao saw e gate haven open yet sia,duno wad e f*k e guards r doin sia eat snake oso muz see time mah...lucky saw irwan i slept inside his car until e gate open 1HR ltr...F*kin guards....
Den when inside e lecture hall listen talk lah coz 2dae iz our [in-service] 1 mth confirm gt 1 time 1 lah....i duno go wash face hw many time sia boring talk + boring lecture sia plz lah put in sum joke 2 make mi stay awake can....[chicken] kana gan by my TAO[big boss] sia wa realy f*k sia but nvm i 4gif n 4get dun get angry wif ppl hu had 1 leg in e coffin 1....
den go beach rd ther makan chicken rice,duno y go ther 4 wad sai so many place gt tat rice..irwan X.O recommand mah so can't sae anitink....[speechless] go back e base n start our gunnery command lesson..bo liao 1 lah see them keep shoutin until throat pian sia lucky i juz usin my eye power onli relexin...until 1630 den finish all tink,tk e bus go hm...drop @ temask sec ther,until nw i tot s'pore ah beng die out liao still gt left sum hangin in here...bo liao plz change lah...wad era liao...si bei bo liao...so reach hm typin tis blog....nw goin 2 eat my dinner so bye...[support ITALY till u hammer mi until die]...cheerz bro...

My Nite

2006-06-27T12:21:00.000+08:00

2dae bog will be v sian so u gt 1min 2 decide whether u still wan 2 continue read dwn....

times up bo pian start my lo so liao...si bei tired juz cum back writin on tis blog coz dun wan to lose out to a person hu call mi old man all e time...start wif my nite bah...tk a 1hr mrt trip + change bus dwn to my base 1930 den prepare ship n sail out at 2030 zhun zhun dun y gt tis rule lah but pass dwn 1 lah..continue....everytime finish wif all our tink sure gather e smoker n smoke 2geter at Bridge[upper part of e ship]...puff puff teok cancer sooner...puff puff...den i confirm tk out my fav yogurt n eat 1...den my CRP[chief radar portor] i under him 1 sae i bo jio him eat so i go dwn n tk n omost repeat e same tink 3 4 times sia den tu lan juz continue eatin hack care...

i standard will sleep 1st coz wan to watch 11pm ITALY VS australia...at 1st v sian lah no change 2 see their best performance kick lah playin s-league like tat but ITALY still win lah 1-0 nt as exciting like Holland vs portugual match wif 13 yellow + 4read card sia...maybe been feeded 2 much of excitment liao lah...[drop e soccer subject]...

i tink i ned 2 go all temple n church liao i realy had 2 much sin ned 2be forgiven sia...i actually lure a person 2 start bettin soccer sia...i shouldn't haf tok 2 HER so much of soccer den start her INTEREST sia...believe mi i nt tokin abt u JOYLNN....confirm NT u...hahahahahaha....but u onli can see soccer onli huh but dun sae anitink coz u noe urself lah....wahahaha...

Tml had a gunnery test 4 mi so cant type so much ned 2 go pray tua peh gong liao...[cheerz 4 ITALY till i kana wash away by e wave]

My F*kin dae

2006-06-25T21:07:00.000+08:00

Finally steve e laughin master had cum 2 e end n e n joke iz nw on him.....everytink was juz fine...weather is gd everytink gd...my ship juz ned 2 be on stand-by, all i did 2dae was juz tokin cock 2 my crew,smokin 2 2geter i was e 1 hu kuai zui[look-out],watch them play e stupid scrabble duno wad they doin oso juz gong gong see onli, n do sum touch up painting on my deck juz 1 letter 5 ned 2 do almost half n hr becoz of a stupid fellow step on e paint n i ned 2 wash his back side....hahaha...nt u DAVID..i nt tokin abt U...every1 was quite busy wif ther own department i was ther slackin n wash e bino lens all way...den lunch will be mi helpin out...2dae 1st time learning 2 cook..si bei sian cut 2 onion ned edwin 2 help mi n both tears dropin non-stop cuttin 4 half n hr n we start sing hokkien song of [YI SIM JI WU Li]wahahaha...laugh like mad sia...n finally nt long our Chef cum N.O ask mi HO SAE BO?,i tink he realy siao sia but bo pian bcoz of e rank i force myself 2 reply HO ho ho merry-christmas....siao rite...so continue 2 tok cock n cut his carrot wif him, i make several trip 2 other ship borrow items make other ship see mi oso tu lan[VvV angry]...haha bo pian....n finally e dish cum out 2 be chicken rice...hahaha...i m realy so proud of myself 2dae...hmm...wahaha....

Back 2 my F*kin dae part after tokin so much cock wif u all....after 2dae of my PH57 ship i will be transfer 2 PH56 sia.....no big deal 2 u all but 2 mi iz a hugh blow sia...
1st time sadded whole dae sia when eatin my chicken rice...i tink my tec Fad tell mi such a Big story at a wrong time bah wasted my chicken rice sia onli eaten mouth spoon...bite 1 time chicken onli....i would like 2 cried out SI BEI SIAN AR.....no chicken 4 mi...1 throw all in2 e dustbin liao...i dun hate their ship,i dun hate their crew but onli dun like e look of their female BOSS onli...attitude face sia...sae ppl nv gif face 1 sia..i felt pity 4 their crew n MI[goin 2 be 1 of them liao]...haiz...wad e f*kin luck sia...buy 4d nv kana such GOOD job out of a hundred kana mi...si bei sian sia...den my F*kin com keep on d/c...u tink u expensive i dun dare 2 smash u izit...d/c....[end]

abt mi.....

2006-06-24T12:36:00.000+08:00

Test test...1st time writing tis blog thankz 2 sum1 hu did it 4 mi...i v bo liao de ask u, u oso v bo liao de do 4 mi n whole nite...realy v touch...rmb 2 gif mi my paso pigeon tissue....ok 1st issue i tink should intro myself bah coz stay @ hm oso notink 2 write...steve is my name..nt a v nice guy 2 gulz but oso nt an ah beng plzz...duno ned mi 2 sae hw many time sia..dun judge a bk by itz cover...s'pore police force ned us tis looks inorder 2 scare criminals sia...u tink outside vv easy 2 find meh....siao....my job as a coast guard catch all e ii [illegal immigrant] n smuggle of crig...bo liao rite u all no money dun smoke lah buy frm them they keep cumin in i no time 2 rest oso sia sumtimes see them crying tellin us nt 2 catch them back realy duno wad 2 do sia realy 2 pitiful liao...haiz...nxt...my hobby is put up my face mask,eat sleep n slack...my wish 4 tis yr iz 2 turn whiter by 20%...haiz v difficult 2 turn white again everydae in e hot sun if u gt ani intro let mi noe,dun believe e wad garnier 5 daes bluff ppl waste my money...i still haven able 2 figure out wad i m goin 2 do nxt realy worry abt my future so no time haf wad gf...can't even feed urself tk care of urself wana tk care others siao ar....i onli left $50 as my chip i wan 2 put it @ e rite person tis time..fortune teller tel mi i onli can haf 3 galz in my life..so haiz....nvm...treat mi as bullshit...[ when e sun u r facein is above ur head,when e bright moon is draken by e cloud..e wind will start blowin,tkin u up 2 e sky n dance wif 2 stars]edited by steve...plz gif ur comment after readin plz...newspaper oso sell 70cent lah type afew words can die meh i nt chargin u oso...kk cheerz bro [support italy till i fade away]